Wife and Husband humour

[windbreaker]

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for&iquest
Husband : Nothing
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U continue to do so
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Wife : Do you want dinner
Husband : Sure, what are my choices
Wife : Yes and no
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself What other problem can there be greater than this one
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet

[BOND]

hahahahahahhahahahahahah... . Very funny

[houda sedrata]

many funny
but why u related problems & troubles with wives and girls!!!!!

[windbreaker]

Hi Houda
Hope you are fit and in a good shape
,
Is not my intension to do so, but is just to draw a smile on your faces
This is exclusively for humour purposes and does not have any relation with reality

keep doing well

[houda sedrata]

am just kidding i like it so much
thank u