قرطبة
07-06-2010, 02:25 PM
Husband Vs Wife
> Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
> It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
> Wife: No darling, it means,
> With Idiot For Ever
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
> Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
> So I could have a new one everyday.
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
> Wife: When must I give them to him?
> Doctor: They are for you
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
> Husband: You should have known it the minute
> I asked you to marry me.
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
> So I bought 3 movie tickets.
> Wife: Why Three?
> Husband: For you and your parents
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
> Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
> A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
> Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
> It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
> Wife: No darling, it means,
> With Idiot For Ever
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
> Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
> So I could have a new one everyday.
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
> Wife: When must I give them to him?
> Doctor: They are for you
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
> Husband: You should have known it the minute
> I asked you to marry me.
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
> So I bought 3 movie tickets.
> Wife: Why Three?
> Husband: For you and your parents
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
> Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
> ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
> Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
> A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again