قصه ميت يغمز لمصلي قصه طريفه وواقعيه [الأرشيف]

دائمة الذكر

04-01-2011, 02:37 PM

السلام عليكم ورحمه الله وبركاته

على فكره هي واقعيه حدثت بالفعل ..

وهذي القصة :

حكاية تبدو ضربا من الخيال .. رغم أنها واقعة حقيقية حسب ......
فقد اعتاد هذا الرجل , على فترات زمنية متباعدة , ان يخرج من بلدته , بسيارته متوجها الى

منطقة بعيدة لمتابعة وإنجاز أموره التجارية .

وكان في منتصف الطريق تقريبا يمر ببلدة صغيرة بها محطة بنزين وبعض المحلات , ليملاء سيارته

بالوقود ويعرج على المحلات ليشتري بعض الأشياء التي قد يحتاجها

ففي أحد المرات وهو متوجه للمحلات شاهد مجموعة من الرجال يحملون نعشا لمتوفى , فنزل

من سيارته دون تفكير ومشى في جنازة هذا الميت.

وكان يحمل النعش سبعة من الرجال , وهو ثامنهم , فلما وضعوا النعش على الأرض وبدءوا يصلون

على الميت ...... وصاحبنا واقف يصلي على الميت معهم , حانت منه التفاته نحو الميت الذي

انكشف الغطاء عن وجهه فاذا بالميت يخرج لسانه ويغمز بعينه!!!!

فترك صاحبنا الصلاة وفرا هاربا إلى سيارته لا يلتفت إلى خلفه ..فلما أدار محرك السيارة وتحرك من

مكانه .. فإذا به يرى الميت مقبل يركض باتجاهه , فجن جنونه وضغط على دعسة البنزين فاسرع

كالصاروخ مبتعدا هاربا بعيدا عن هذه البلدة .

وكان فيما بعد , ولاشهر عده كلما جاء هذا الطريق لا يتوقف في هذه البلده . ولم يجد تفسيرا لما

راى وحدث!!! .. ولم يخبر احد ا بما حدث فهو غير مصدق فكيف يضمن ان يصدقه الاخرون ؟! ..

واخفى الامر حتى لايكون موضع سخريه . وبعد أشهر ... بينما هو على عادته مارا بهذا الطريق اضطر للتوقف عند هذه البلدة بسبب نفاذ خزان الوقود حيث لم يكن اخذا حيطته .

فتوقف وهو وجل خائف , يتلفت يمينا ويسارا . وفجاة ....وفجاة ..اذا برجل يضع يده على

كتفه ! ...فلما التفت فاذا به وحها لوجه امام الرجل الميت الذي صلى عليه قبل عدة أشهر فاخذته

المفاجاة لبرهة وجمد في مكانه , ثم حاول ان يهرب الا ان الرجل الميت تمسك به جيدا وهو يقول:

يا ابن الحلال اذكر الله اركد ابي اعلمك السالفه ! وبين الرعده وشيئ من الهدوء والاطمانان بسبب

لهجة الرجل الهادئه . فحكى الرجل الحكاية الغريبة قائلا:

يا خوي انا رجل نظول , اصيب الناس بالعين , جماعتي زهقوا مني ومن فعايلي

كل يوم اصيب واحد بعين , قالوا نبغي نصلي عليك صلاة الميت , لأنه يقولون ان العائن اذا صليت
عليه صلاة الميت يبطل مفعوله العين عن الناس , وانا قلت لجماعتي اعملوا اللي تبغون ,

واللي شفتهم كانوا عيال عمي وجماعتي , مكفنيني وشايليني في نعش .

وانا يوم شفتك معهم عرفت انك على نيتك تحسب اني ميت , فقلت امزح معك

طلعت لك لساني وغمزت لك , ويوم شفتك هربت , قلت لازم الحق على الرجال قبل لايستخف ,

وركضت وراك آبغي أعلمك لكنك ركبت السيارة وانحشت .. والحين يوم وقفت والله أني
عرفتك على طول وجيت أعلمك .

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