"والله ما رأيت شوافة مثلها ... لقد عرفت على الفور أنني أكلتُ الثوم والبصل "! :

[رميته]

بسم الله

عبد الحميد رميته , الجزائر

"والله ما رأيت شوافة مثلها ... لقد عرفت على الفور أنني أكلتُ الثوم والبصل "! :

شيخ يصف للشباب براعة شوافة , فقال " والله ما رأيت مثلها ... لقد عرفت على الفور أنني أكلت الثوم والبصل "! .

تعليق :

1- قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم " كذب المنجمون ولو صدقوا " , ونحن من جهتنا – كمسلمين - يجب أن نكون على يقين تام من صحة وصواب قول رسول الله , سواء في هذا الموضوع أو غيره ... لا يجوز أن يكون عندنا أي شك ولو للحظة واحدة في أي زمان أو مكان أو ظرف ... يجب أن يكون لدينا عين اليقين وحق اليقين وعلم اليقين من أن الأصل في المنجم أنه كاذب حتى ولو صدق أحيانا ... هو يمكن أن يصدق مرة واحدة ولكنه يكذب بكل تأكيد 99 مرة , ولذلك لا يجوز تصديقه أبدا ... كما لا يجوز الذهاب عنده ولو من أجل امتحانه واختباره .

2- فرق بين التوقع المبني على مقدمات علمية وموضوعية , فهذا توقع جائز ومباح , ولا علاقة له بالشعوذة لا من قريب ولا من بعيد ... وبين التوقع المبني على لا شيء أو على الخزعبلات أو على قراءة الكؤوس أو النجوم أو الأبراج أو ما شابه ذلك , فهذا حرام ثم حرام .

3- وحتى في التوقعات المبنية على مقدمات علمية وموضوعية يجب أن نربط توقعاتنا بمشيئة الله تعالى , فنقول مثلا " إن شاء الله " أو " بإذن الله " أو ما شابه ذلك من حيث المعنى , لأن الله وحده ووحده فقط هو علام الغيوب , سبحانه وتعالى .

4- للأسف الشديد أصبح الكثير من الرقاة عندنا في الجزائر " منجمين " في صور رقاة شرعيين , ومنه فإنك تجد الواحد منهم يتحدث للمريض عن ماضيه نقلا عن جن وشياطين له صلة بـهم , ويتحدث للمريض كذلك عن مستقبله ثم يقول له " افعل كذا ولا تفعل كذا ... وتزوج بفلانة لأنك ستسعد معها , ولا تتزوج بفلانة لأنك ستشقى معها , وأشرك معك فلانا في تجارتك لتربح , وإن أشركت فلانا فستخسر بكل تأكيد " , وهكذا ... وكم من بيوت دمرت وكم من عداوات وخصومات نشأت وكم ... فقط بسبب كذب رقاة يعملون عمل المنجمين الكذابين وعمل الشياطين .

5- والمنجمون ( بمن فيهم الرقاة المنجمون ) ما كان لهم أن يسودوا , وأن ينتشر صيتهم , وأن يطول عمر كذبهم وتنجيمهم و ... إلا بتصديق الناس لهم . وللأسف ما أكثر الناس الذين يصدقون المنجمين الكذابين ... ويزداد عجبك أكثر وأكثر عندما تعلم بأن الكثيرين من المصدقين هم مثقفون وجامعيون ومسؤولون وسياسيون وضباط كبار وأغنياء , من الرجال ومن النساء , من الصغار ومن الكبار .

6- استعانة أي شخص بالجن من أجل جلب أخبار الماضي أو تنبؤات المستقبل , هو عمل محرم شرعا , وهو أمر قبيح وشنيع وسيء , فيه شر الدنيا والآخرة .

7- [ شيخ يصف للشباب براعة شوافة , فقال " والله ما رأيت مثلها ... لقد عرفت على الفور أنني أكلت الثوم والبصل "! ] .وإن كانت هذه نكتة إلا أنها تعبر عن واقع الكثير من الناس في الكثير من الأحيان . الناس يصدقون المنجم وإن كان لا يملك دليلا ولا برهانا ولا ... على ما يزعم ويدعي ... وهو ليس بطلا ولا يشبه البطل أبدا ... إلا أن تكون بطولـته متمثلة في أنه عرف على الفور أن الشخص الذي أمامه " أكل ثوما وبصلا " !!!.

[رحيل]

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