نكتة أعجبتني

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نكتة أعجبتني

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يحكى أن فتاة اسمها ثناء حاصلة على بكالوريوس تجارة 1998 ظلت لعدة سنوات
تبحث عن عمل
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دون جدوى فأشار عليها أحد أقاربها بالذهاب معه لمقابلة مسئول

يعمل بحديقة الحيوان

ليسأله عن عمل مناسب لها فاعتذر لهم المسئول ولكنه بعد
تفكير......

قال لثناء أن زوجة الأسد ماتت وأن الحديقة لن تأتى بأخرى الا بعد
شهور.....

بسبب الإجراءات ...الروتينية وعرض عليها أن ترتدي جلد زوجة الأسد وتجلس
في القفص مكانها

يوميا من الساعة الـ 9صباحا حتى الساعة الـ 2 ظهرا

لقاء مرتب جيد وطمأنها أن الأسد في قفص ملاصق لها

وان بينهما باب مغلق

وظلت ثناء على

هذا الوضع لمدة شهر حتى حدثت الواقعة
!!
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حينما نسى الحارس في أحد الأيام
إغلاق الباب الذي يفصلها عن الأسد فدخل إليها الأسد

محاولا التحرش بها

فأخذت تصرخ مستغيثة

و


أنها ثناء بكالوريوس تجارة 98 وكانت المفاجأة أن

الأسد
رد عليها بأنه

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أحمد محروس بكالوريوس هندسة 95

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ههههههههههههههه هههههههههههههههههه

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hadi wahadeha

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