طالب يعلم استاذ علم المنطق

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طالب يعلم استاذ علم المنطق


طالب جامعي مهمل بعد ما رسب في مادة المنطق راح يراجع الدكتور


الطالب : سيدي البروفيسور هل صحيح إنت تفهم كل شي في المنطق ؟

الدكتور : طبعا أفهم وهذا هو السبب الذي ينادونني على أساسه بروفيسور


الطالب : ممكن أسألك سؤال واحد في المنطق وتجاوبني عليه ؟

بس على شرط أذا ما عرفته اليوم تغير درجتي من رسوب إلى ممتاز ؟


الدكتور : موافق


الطالب :
- ماهو الشيء القانوني لكن غير منطقي

- و ماهو الشيء المنطقي لكن غير قانوني

- و الشيء غير المنطقي وغير القانوني ؟


الدكتور حاول وفكر لكن ماعرف الجواب


وفي اليوم الثاني غيّر درجة الطالب من رسوب
إلى ممتاز على حسب الإتفاق


وبعدها بكم يوم مر عليه أحسن طالب متميز عنده في الصف
فجاءت فى فكر الدكتور إنه يسأله نفس السؤال


قال الطالب المتميز : بسيطة يادكتور أنا أجاوبك :

-حضرتك عمرك 65 سنة ومتزوج وحده عمرها 24 سنه
وهذا قانوني لكن غير منطقي


-وهي على علاقة بطالب عمره 25 سنة
وهذا منطقي لكن غير قانوني


- وهذا الطالب أكثر طالب مهمل في الجامعة
وحضرتك عطيته درجة ممتاز
وهذا غير قانوني وغير منطقي


فهمت يا دكتور المنطق ؟؟

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