انا الجزائري -1- (كيف تعرف انك جزائريا)

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ان كنت جزائري او لديك شك حيال جزائريتك دعني اساعدك بشيء ينفي او يؤكد جزائريتك



اذا كيف تعرف بانك جزائري يكتب احد الفلاسفة العظام و اسمه انا :



-تشكي بزاف



-تكون غاضبا دائما بسبب او بدون سبب



-عندما تتشاجر امام و داخل الحافلات



- عندما تستطيع ان نلخص مسيرة حياتك فيما يلي : الدار القهوة الدار - او - الدار القهوة الجبل - او- الدار الجبل الدارة الاخرة - او - الدار القهوة اسبانيا -



و ان كنت سيء الحظ و حظك كحض جزائري منحوس سنزيد لاجلك طرفا للمعادلة و ادع لك حرية تركيبه اعلاه حسب ما يوافق سيرورة حياتك المرور بجامعة او بعدة جامعات(الباك لعبة) المرور مجبرا بطريق الجيش اللوطي العشبي (فيه بهايم اكرمكم الله من الجندي حتى للقايد طالح )



-مديقوتي دايما و طايحلك المورال



- تحكي مع المديقوتيين و تطيحوا لبعضاكم البعض المورال



-تتعلم تتكيف الدخان من السنة 6 ابتدائي (خطرش رانا في بلاد الدخان و الدخان الوحيد اللي ما يكملش تزيد سومتو و لكنه من السلع الوفيرة)



-تبحرلك كي تكون في الخارج معندكش وين تديفولي لا حدائق لا مسارح لا سينما و لاشيء و ينتهي بك المطاف لعب كرة القدم في الشارع مع الولاد الجيران و الكرة عبارة عن اوراق جرائد النهار و الشروق مكورة و ملفوفة باكياس الحليب في شكل دائري و مربوطة باحكام بسلك تبدا المباراة صباحا و لا تنتهي الا بعدما تكسر نوافذ الجيران او تكسر ارجل بعض ابناء الجيران -اللعابة-



-عندما تكون مسؤولا كبيرا و مستواك الدراسي و العقلي و نسبة ذكاؤك لا تتجاوز نسبة ذكاء صبي او صبية في القسم التحضيري



-عندما تكون مظطر لدفع رشوة من اجل استعمال المرحاض العمومي او رشوة لا ستخراج شهادة ميلادك و رشوة لزيارة زوجتك الحامل و رشوة لشراء الخبز و رشوة لتتوظف و ايلا معندكش ينتهي بك المطاف الى الجبل و لا الحرقة و لا التدمار



-عندما تكونا فخورا بالفريق الوطني و تخلط الوطنية مع كرة القدم و تجهل ان اللاعب الواحد ياخذ 10 ملاير سنتيم و انت الدخان ماكش لاقي بواش تشريه



-عندما تكون عاملا تحت لواء الاتحاد العام للهمال الجزائريين وتشتكي التهميش



-عندما تكون معلما تعلم اجيالا و اجيالا بعضهم اصبح و زير و راتبك ادنى راتب فتنهق حسرة بدل ان تصعد للجبل او تقتل نفسك



-عندما تشتغل في اطار عقود ما قبل التشغيل و ينتهي العقد و يبقى الماقبل



-عندما لا تستطيع ان تتزوج مع ابنة جارتك التي طالما احببتها لانك في طار الماقبل و يتزوج بها شخص دفع رشوة و تخلص من وضعية الماقبل .



عندما تفليكسيلك ابنة جارك حبيبتك السابقة التي اصبحة متزوجة الان و لها ابن من الراشي و تبعثلك مصروف لتشتري القهوة و السجائر كل يوم



عندما يخونك وطنك كل يوم



عندما تخونك خياراتك كل يوم



عندما تخونك الايام كل يوم



عندما يخونك عمرك



عندما تخونك صحيتك



عندما يسرقك الزبال و النجار و اللحام و الجزار و الخضار و العسكري من الجندي حتى للجنرال و الموظف و الاطار و الضرائب و الطبيب و المستشفيات و بوتفليقة و اويحي و الوزراء و نوام البرلمان و القضاء و العدالة و اللاعدالة





عندما يقول لك أحدهم أنك جزائري!

عندما لا تفهم لماذا يقول أنك جزائري!!

كي تقطع لياس من حياتك

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