نــــكــــت . جــزائـــريــة . . هههههه

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نــــكــــت . جــزائـــريــة . . هههههه



1 /قال استاذ للتلاميذ كل الزواحف ليس لها اسنان الا الاسماك فقال التلميذ ان جدتي من الزواحف يا استاذ لان ليس لها اسنان.
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2/المعلم اين الفاعل في الجملة سرق اللص البنك
التلميذ: الفاعل في السجن يا استاذ
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3/يقال في التاني السلامة و في العجلة الندامة قام احدهم بتفكيك عجلة سيارته و قال اين هي الندامة التي قالوا انها في العجلة
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4/رجل مسيحي دخل مسجدا و معاه سكين و قال: مين فيكم مسلم محدش رد عليه الا واحد شجاع قاله: انا مسلم
اخذه برا المسجد و قاله: عندي ضيوف مسلمين و عازمهم على العشاء و عندي خروف عوزك تذبحوا و تسلخوا على الطريقة الاسلامية
قال المسلم: انا اعرف اذبح بس شوف حد تاني يسلخ
دخل المسيحي المسجد والسكينة كلها دم من الخروف وقال:مين مسلم كمان
اشروا المصلين على الامام
رد الامام عليهم: في ايه هو عشان صليت فيكم ركعتين وليت مسلم خلاص
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5/قال احد الحكماء:ما رايت ابخل من ثلاثة

رجل ترك القصور وسكن العشاش

ورجل نام على الارض ولديه فراش


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