هكذا يكون العريس و الا فلا .!

[سحر الكلم]

في صبيحة العرس قام العريس قبل العروس شوفوا وش صار لهم

في صبيحة العرس قام العريس قبل العروس

ودخل إلى المطبخ وحضّر ما لذ و طاب من الطعام

مستخدما أفخر الأواني وأغلاها

ثم ذهب و أيقذى زوجته بكل حنان وحب

ولم يسمح لها بمغادرة السرير لتذهب إلى المطبخ وتتناول الفطور

بل أحضر لها الفطور إلى السرير

وبعد أن تناولت الفطور لم يسمح لها بمغادرة السرير

لتذهب إلى الحمام لتغسل يديها

بل أحضر لها الماء و الصابون إلى السرير

ثم قال لها ما رأيك حبيبتي أن نشرب فنجان قهوة في غرفة الجلوس

فوافقت وبالطبع لم يسمح لها بأن تحضّر القهوة بل حضّرها بنفسه

ثم جلس يتكلم معها فقال لها

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وإلا نرجعك لبيت أبوك

واش رايكم.!؟


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ههههههههههههههايلة
يا ريت يرضاو blehblehbleh

[سحر الكلم]

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ههههههههههههههايلة
يا ريت يرضاو blehblehbleh
حتما سيرضى كل زوج اذا ما فعلت الزوجه مثل الذي فوق
ههههههههههههههههههه
بارك الله فيك غاليتي

[moh_aaa]

ايه يقولو ان عريسا دبح قطا امام عروسه
فاصبحت تهابه و تخافه و تلبي له كل طلباته
و اخر كان يعاني من زوجته الشرسة فاقترح عليه
دلك العريس ان يدبح قطا امامها حتى تخافه ففعل
فقالت له زوجته لو دبحته في يوم العرس كنت اخافك
اما الان فانت متاخرا و فات الاوانnosweatnosweat

[سحر الكلم]

ايه يقولو ان عريسا دبح قطا امام عروسه
فاصبحت تهابه و تخافه و تلبي له كل طلباته
و اخر كان يعاني من زوجته الشرسة فاقترح عليه
دلك العريس ان يدبح قطا امامها حتى تخافه ففعل
فقالت له زوجته لو دبحته في يوم العرس كنت اخافك
اما الان فانت متاخرا و فات الاوانnosweatnosweat

نوادر العروس و العريس لا تنتهي
صراع بين القد و الفأر
ههههههه

[فواز الجزائري]

ثم ذهب و أيقذى زوجته بكل حنان وحب


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