مزاح العلماء

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مزاح العلماء

- ركب أحد طلبة العلم مع الشيخ الألباني رحمه الله فيسيارته و كان الشيخ يسرع في السير .
فقال له الطالب : خفف يا شيخ فإن الشيخ ابنباز يرى أن تجاوز السرعة إلقاء بالنفس إلى التهلكة . فقال الشيخ الألباني رحمه الله: هذه فتوى من لم يجرب فن القيادة .
فقال الطالب : هل أخبر الشيخ ابن باز .
قال الألباني : أخبره .
فلما حدث الطالب الشيخ ابن باز رحمه الله بما قالالشيخ الألباني ضحك>>>
وقال : قل له هذه فتوى من لم يجرب دفع الديات
!!. (ترجمة السدحان للشيخ ابن باز ).

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2- يقول أحد طلبة العلم....
من الأجوبة اللطيفة التي سمعتها عنسؤال يقول فيه صاحبه انه متزوج ويريد الزواج بالثانية بنية اعفاف فتاة فقال لهالشيخ ابن عثيمين اعط المال لشاب فقير يتزوجها وتأخذ اجرالاثنين?

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3- ومما نُقل عن الشيخ ابن عثيمين رحمه الله تعالى هذه المواقف :
قابله أحدهم في المستشفى ،
فسأله : ماذا تفعل هنا يا فضيلة الشيخ ؟.
قالالشيخ : أحلل السكر .
فقال السائل : كلنا نعرف أن السكر حلال ، ابحث لنا عن شيءآخر وحلله لنا .
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4- وسأل ابن عثيمين أحدهم : ما يفعل الشخص بعد أن ينتهي من الدعاء؟ .
فرد الشيخ : ينزل يديه...!!
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5- وكان الشيخ ابن عثيمين يلقي درساً في باب النكاح عن عيوب النساء، فسأله أحدهم : لو تزوجت ووجدت أن زوجتي ليس لها أسنان ، هل يبيح لي هذا العيب فسخالنكاح؟؟..
فقال الشيخ : هذه امرأة جيدة ، لإنها لا يمكن أنتعضك..!!
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6- كان الشيخ ابن عثيمين في مكة ذات يوم راكبا تاكسي .. والظاهر أنالمشوار كان طويلا , فأراد سائق التاكسي أن يتعرف -ولم يكن يعرف الشيخ- فقال : ماتعرفنا على الاسم الكريم يا شيخ ؟ فرد الشيخ : محمد بن صالح بن عثيمين …فرد السائق :تشرفنا , معك عبدالعزيز بن باز <-- السواق يحسبه يمزح .. هنا ضحك الشيخ , وقالله : ابن باز أعمى كيف يسوق تاكسي ؟…فرد السائق: ابن عثيمين في نجد وش اللي يجيبههنا , تمزح معي أنت ؟ هنا ضحك الشيخ , و أفهمه أنه بالفعل ابنعثيمين
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7- كان أحد كبار السن من أهل البادية يتواجد صدفة للصلاة في مسجدالشيخ ابن عثيمين من غير ما يعرف وعندما كان الشيخ في صلاة جهرية بمسجده نسي أحدالآيات ، فذكّره بها أكثر من شخص خلفه ، وعندما انتهى الشيخ من الصلاة نبههم إلى أن التذكير لا يكون بهذا الشكل الجماعي وان واحدا يكفي عن البقية ، وهنا نطقكبير السن بكل ثقة وقال : إلا المفروض أن الشايب اللي مثلك ما يعرف يقرأ يصف ورىويخلي الصلاة لأهلها !

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