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مزاح (http://groups.google.com.sa/group/AlTmiz-Mail) العلماء

- ركب أحد طلبة العلم مع الشيخ الألباني رحمه الله في سيارته و كان الشيخ يسرع في السير .
فقال له الطالب : خفف يا شيخ (http://groups.google.com.sa/group/AlTmiz-Mail) فإن الشيخ ابن باز يرى أن تجاوز السرعة إلقاء بالنفس إلى التهلكة . فقال الشيخ الألباني رحمه الله : هذه فتوى من لم يجرب فن القيادة .
فقال الطالب : هل أخبر الشيخ ابن باز .
قال الألباني : أخبره .
فلما حدث الطالب الشيخ ابن باز رحمه الله (http://groups.google.com.sa/group/AlTmiz-Mail) بما قال الشيخ الألباني ضحك>>>
وقال : قل له هذه فتوى من لم يجرب دفع الدياتhttp://fr.mg40.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f159%5fAIJu%2bFcAAXqNTSmF6AxPOy6RR v0&pid=1.2&fid=lojainiat&inline=1

!!. (ترجمة السدحان للشيخ ابن باز ).
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2- يقول أحد طلبة العلم....
من الأجوبة اللطيفة التي سمعتها (http://groups.google.com.sa/group/AlTmiz-Mail) عن سؤال يقول فيه صاحبه انه متزوج ويريد الزواج بالثانية بنية اعفاف فتاة فقال له الشيخ ابن عثيمين اعط المال لشاب فقير يتزوجها وتأخذ اجر الاثنين?
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3- ومما نُقل عن الشيخ ابن عثيمين رحمه الله تعالى هذه المواقف :
قابله أحدهم في المستشفى ،

فسأله : ماذا تفعل هنا (http://groups.google.com.sa/group/AlTmiz-Mail) يا فضيلة الشيخ ؟.
قال الشيخ : أحلل السكر .
فقال السائل : كلنا نعرف أن السكر حلال ، ابحث لنا عن شيء آخر وحلله لنا .http://fr.mg40.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f159%5fAIJu%2bFcAAXqNTSmF6AxPOy6RR v0&pid=1.3&fid=lojainiat&inline=1
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4- وسأل ابن عثيمين أحدهم : ما يفعل الشخص بعد أن ينتهي من الدعاء ؟ .
فرد الشيخ : ينزل يديه...!!
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5- وكان الشيخ ابن عثيمين يلقي درساً في باب النكاح عن عيوب النساء ، فسأله أحدهم : لو تزوجت ووجدت أن زوجتي ليس لها أسنان ، هل يبيح لي هذا العيب (http://groups.google.com.sa/group/AlTmiz-Mail%20%20%20%20%20) فسخ النكاح؟؟..
فقال الشيخ : هذه امرأة جيدة ، لإنها لا يمكن أن تعضك..!!http://fr.mg40.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f159%5fAIJu%2bFcAAXqNTSmF6AxPOy6RR v0&pid=1.4&fid=lojainiat&inline=1
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6- كان الشيخ ابن عثيمين في مكة ذات يوم راكبا تاكسي .. والظاهر أن المشوار كان طويلا , فأراد سائق التاكسي أن يتعرف -ولم يكن يعرف الشيخ- فقال : ما تعرفنا على الاسم الكريم يا شيخ ؟ فرد الشيخ : محمد بن صالح بن عثيمين …فرد السائق :تشرفنا , معك عبدالعزيز بن باز <-- السواق يحسبه يمزح .. هنا ضحك الشيخ , (http://groups.google.com.sa/group/AlTmiz-Mail) وقال له : ابن باز أعمى كيف يسوق تاكسي ؟…فرد السائق: ابن عثيمين في نجد وش اللي يجيبه هنا , تمزح معي أنت ؟ هنا ضحك الشيخhttp://fr.mg40.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f159%5fAIJu%2bFcAAXqNTSmF6AxPOy6RR v0&pid=1.5&fid=lojainiat&inline=1 , و أفهمه أنه بالفعل ابن عثيمين

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7- كان أحد كبار السن من أهل البادية يتواجد صدفة للصلاة في مسجد الشيخ ابن عثيمين (http://groups.google.com.sa/group/AlTmiz-Mail) من غير ما يعرف وعندما كان الشيخ في صلاة جهرية بمسجده نسي أحد الآيات ، فذكّره بها أكثر من شخص خلفه ، وعندما انتهى الشيخ من الصلاة نبههم إلى أن التذكير لا يكون بهذا الشكل الجماعي وان واحدا يكفي عن البقية ، وهنا نطق كبير السن بكل ثقة (http://groups.google.com.sa/group/AlTmiz-Mail) وقال : إلا المفروض أن الشايب اللي مثلك ما يعرف يقرأ يصف ورى ويخلي الصلاة لأهلها !http://fr.mg40.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f159%5fAIJu%2bFcAAXqNTSmF6AxPOy6RR v0&pid=1.4&fid=lojainiat&inline=1

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