نشرة اخبار مضحكه [الأرشيف] - منتديات الشروق أونلاين

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20-02-2011, 04:48 PM

نشرة اخبار مضحكه

الانبـــاء المهمة:-

قامت باريس بجمع الدبابيس وأكل جميع الكراريس

هجمت جده على صحن الكبــده

فازت الشــام باستخــدام البرشـــام

فارت الشــحوم على كميــة من اللحــوم

قامت أيــرلنــدا بتكسيــر قوارير الميــرندا

قـــامت الهفــــوف بتوزيـــــع الرفـــوف

و اعطــت قائــدها مجموعه من الكفــوف

رحبت نجـــران بوفـــــــد من الصيبـــان

احتج المـــرقوق على صديقة المطــازيز

بطرق النفي والتعزيـــز

فجر ضب نفسه وأصيبت زوجته بإنهيار عصبي شديد

نشرت الطــائف منشورات من القطــائف

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الاخبــــار المدرسية :-

طالب يقول : اتمنى املاء بطني بالبطيخ وابعد عن التاريخ

طالبة تدعي : الله يقرب مني العاافية وابعد عن الجغرافيا

طالبة تقول : عملية في البلعوم احسن من درس العلوم

طالب يعترض يقول : أكل الملوخية ولا دخول الكليــة

طالبة تبكي بشدة تقول : وجع الضروس ولا في الرياضيات نحوس

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الأخبــار المحليــة :-

حصل أنفجــار في سوق الخضرة ادى الى

مقتل طماطمه حمـــراء.

وأصيب بدنجان وهرب العدو الجبــان.

طلق الخيــار الكــوسة لافعالهــا الحوســة

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النشـــــرة الجــوية:-

عواصــف ثلجية أبـــادة حبات الفوصليــا

هب أعصار وطيـــر كراتين البرتقال

هطلت أمطــــار على سوق الخضـــار

وهربت الكوســـــــه و أنتـحر الخيـــار

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