اللغة العربية ظلمت المرأة في خمسة مواضع

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يقال ان المراةظلمت في خمسة مواضع وهي:


أولا: إذا كان الرجل مايزال على قيد الحياة فيقال عنه أنه ... حي

أما إذا كانت المراة لا تزال على قيد الحياة فيقال عنها أنها.... حية

أعاذنا الله من لدغتها (الحية وليس المرأة).



ثانيا: إذا أصاب الرجل في قوله أو فعله فيقال عنه أنه .... مصيب.

أما إذا أصابت المرأة في قولها أو فعلها فيقال عنها أنها... مصيبة.




ثالثا: إذا تولى الرجل منصب القضاء فيقال عنه أنه ... قاضي

أما إذا تولت المرأة منصب القضاء فيقال عنها أنها ... قاضية؟؟؟

والقاضية هي المصيبة العظيمة التي تنزل بالمرء فتقضي عليه... يا لطيف؟؟




رابعا: إذا أصبح الرجل عضوا في أحد المجالس النيابية فيقال عنه أنه ... نائب.

أما إذا أصبحت المرأة عضوا في أحد المجالس النيابية فيقال عنها أنها ... نائبة؟؟؟؟
وكما تعلمون فإن النائبة هي أخت المصيبة.



خامسا: إذا كان للرجل هواية يتسلى بها ولا يحترفها فيقال عنه أنه ... هاو.
أما إذا كانت للمرأة هواية تتسلى بها ولا تحترفها فيقال عنها أنها ... هاوية؟؟؟

والهاوية هي إحدى أسماء جهنم والعياذ بالله



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