اضحك مع مجنون ليبيا

[نبيل عزاب]

اضحك مع مجنون ليبيا

حياة مجنون ليبيا مليئة بالنكت، فلباسه نكتة وتسريحة شعره نكتة، أما عن كلامه وخرجاته فإن كتابين صدرا بهذا الشأن كفيلان بأن يؤكدا أنه لم يحدث في تاريخ البشرية أن قدم زعيم لفنون الغرابة والفكاهة ما قدمه معمر القذافي، والكتابان أحدهما بعنوان "اضحك مع القذافي" والثاني بعنوان "كتاب الكافي الوافي في فك طلاسم القذافي" ..
مجنون ليبيا مرشح لأن يحطم الرقم القياسي لأطول مدة مكثها زعيم في الحكم في التاريخ، ففي سبتمبر القادم سيبلغ من عمر تسلطه وزعامته 42 سنة كاملة، وهو لحد الآن محطم الرقم العربي لسنوات مليئة بالخرجات، خاصة أثناء الحروب العربية الإسرائيلية عندما طالب بأن يكون جنديا في الصف الأول في حرب 1973 رغم علمه برفض أنور السادات ذلك، ومن أواخر خطاباته قوله بأن أوباما عربي واسمه الحقيقي بركة حسين أبوعمامة، وقال هذا الكلام أمام الملايين في تجمع الاحتفال بالذكرى الأربعين لجلاء الأمريكيين من ليبيا، كما أنه من أكثر الزعماء إطالة في خطبه حيث تحدث ثلاث ساعات كاملة في مؤتمر عدم الانحياز في الجزائر عام 1973 وفي سبتمبر 2009 تحدث ساعة ونصف في الأمم المتحدة إلى درجة أن نصف الحاضرين غادروا المؤتمر وسمى خلالها مجلس الأمن بمجلس الرعب..
مجنون ليبيا الذي يصر على أن يستقبل ضيوفه في خيمته، يرفض أيضا أن يضع مكيف هواء ويقول إنه يحب أن ينش الذباب بنفسه حتى يعيش مثل شعبه؟ ومن خرجاته دعواته بأن يقوم أصحاب الأخضر وهم المسلمون بمحاربة الأبيض أي الأوروبيين، ودعوته لحلف الساتو لمواجهة حلف الناتو، وإقامة الولايات العربية أو الإفريقية المتحدة لمواجهة الولايات الأمريكية المتحدة..
ويتفق المسلمون على أن الرجل مرفوع عنه القلم، لأن ما يقوله عن الإسلام فيه الكثير من الهبل، فقد دعا في آخر خرجاته بفتح الكعبة لغير المسلمين لأجل الطواف من حولها، وهو الذي استقبل في رحلته الأخيرة إلى إيطاليا الحسناوات وممثلات الإغراء والجنس ودعاهن إلى الإسلام ثم دعاهن لزيارة ليبيا التي أكرمهن فيها بأموال البترول.. وكان قد سنّ على نفسه بأن تحرسه النساء وليس الرجال، وتساءل الكثيرون عن سر الحارسات الحسناوات دون غيرهن من بنات ليبيا..
كما أعرب في الكثير من اللقاءات عن إعجابه بالصحفية خديجة بن ڤنة حتى أحرج السيدة الجزائرية.. ومن آخر نوادره زيارته إلى إيطاليا مصطحبا ابن عمر المختار، وبعد عودته إلى طرابلس طالب بتحاليل الحمض النووي لكل الإيطاليين، لأن الكثير منهم حسبه ليبيون؟.

[azza_77]

الله يهديك يا صاحب الموضوع .......الوقت ليس وقت ضحك... اخواننا يقتلون الان على يد هذا الطاغية الهالك ان شاء الله .غير العنوان بارك الله فيك

[hamoudi1971]

واخر خرجاته انه عمل لوجهه عمليه تجميليه شد بها بشرته
هههههههههههههههههه

ههههههههههه ضكني لما ظهر في 3ثواني و قال انه في طرابلس
فعلا غبي و مجنون

[brattiba]

كنا نسمع فقط بمجنون ليلى
اما الان زاد مجنون ليبيا
عجب

[أبو محمود]

أقصر خطاب في التّاريخ: القذافي أطلّ لـ 5 ثواني تحت
الأمطار في سيارة جيب في قصره وقال انا في ليبيا yاو صح الخوف يجري الشيوخة؟!!!!
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[أبو محمود]

ملك ملوك المهبيل والمراهقين والبلطجية المحترفة

[سماح كمال]

واخر خرجاته انه عمل لوجهه عمليه تجميليه شد بها بشرته
هههههههههههههههههه

[أبو محمود]

كنتم معنا منذ قليل في متابعة للنشرة الجويّة، من
تقديم معمّر القذّافـــي.. حيث أخبرنا أنّ الأمطار
تنزل بغزارة في ليبيـا، و بشّر بموسم فلاحي متميّزhttp://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/184796_166573026727611_153528274698753_401575_4931 091_s.jpgاللهم احفظ اخواننا اللبين من المخبول

[سماح كمال]

أقصر خطاب في التّاريخ: القذافي أطلّ لـ 5 ثواني تحت
الأمطار في سيارة جيب في قصره وقال انا في ليبيا yاو صح الخوف يجري الشيوخة؟!!!!
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هههههههههههههههههههه
اخي ملولي ماشي جيب انما هو تكتك

[زهرة السوسن]

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[سماح كمال]

والله خطابه الان اكبر مهزله ومضحكه والله لم استطيع مسك نفسي من الضحك
ههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[زهرة السوسن]

والله خطابه الان اكبر مهزله ومضحكه والله لم استطيع مسك نفسي من الضحك
ههههههههههههههههههههههههه


قال على شعبه
المقملين

[أبو محمود]

بعد الخطاب

هو الله

مهزلة
ما بعدها مهزلة
الله المستعان

[سماح كمال]

قال على شعبه
المقملين
ههههههههههههههههه
ضحكني كي قال
انا مارنيش رئيس كون جيت رئيس كون رميت الاستقاله على وجوهكم
جراثيم
ههههههههههههههههههه

[غريبا]

والله تبهديلة كبيرة و قمة في التخلف مجنون يحكم دولة
حكم على شعبه كله بالاعدام

[إخلاص]

اللّهمّ ارفع عن الشّعب اللّيبي الشّقيق هذا البلاء
هَمْ يضحّك و همووووووووم تبكّي
كان الله معهم

[غريبا]

ابكي مع هذا المجنون و تحصر على حال العرب

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

هههههههههههههه فعلا مجنون الله يكون في عون الشعب الليبي الشقيق

[دائمة الذكر]

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