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اليك الحل عزيزتي


ولو في شباب اسمعوا بردوا واقرأوا للآخر عشان في حجات تهمكوا

يلا بينا نبدأ الخطة سوا





1...(عشان تعرفي تكملي الخطة ) لاتظهري لاهلك عدم رضا

(انتي بتساعدي ماما ماحدش هيقول حاجة)


2-طبعامتنسيش تفرمي بصل كتير واذا في ثوم خير وبركة طبعا

3-طبعا النهاردة اهل العريس جايين عايزين يشوفوا

قمرالزمان عشان كدا قمر الزمان لازم تفضل نايمة

لحد قبل المعاد بساعة عشان وشها يستريح ومايبنش انو تعبان
وكدا بتكوني ضيعتي على اهلك فرصة انهم يكتشفوكي



4- اهل العريس (ابوالشباب) جا سلمي على امه بكل برود


واعملي نفسك قرفانة وشايفة نفسك بعديها اسحبي نفسك

على غرفتك(عشان تظبطي نفسك امال) ويلا بينا

نعرف خطوات احلى ميك اب

الكحل:الكحل جميل جدا على العيون........اتكحلي بس خلي
الكحل بعين اكتر من التانية وكدا بتضمني تكوني حولة رسمي


5-كريم الاساس:اكيد عايزين كريم اساس بس على

الشفايف معاكي فقر دم كمان ياعيني




6-الشادو:طبعا الشادو هو اللي بيخبي البلاوي وهو اللي بيبين البلاوي
الشادو الاسود على العيون تقلليييييييييييييييييه مع الشادو الاصفر

على وشك بدل البلاشر وكدا كانك كان معاكي كوافيرا متخصصة


7-ولازم طبعا تلبسي احدث موديل:جيبة خضرالون الخيار,
وبلوزة حمرالون الحب,والبسي طرحة
من سنة الف تسعمية وخمسة خشبة والسابو
من العصر الحجري تحححححححححححححححفة


اوعي مامتك تاخدبالها من العك

8- روحي على المطبخ عشان تخدي القهوة بس




اكتر تباني انك خبيرة في الامور دي) وكدا يبدا الفار يلعب
في عب ابو العريس ويسأل نفسه مدام هي خبيرة كدا ليه اللي قبلنا طفشوا؟؟

9- امشي بكل ثقة لغرفة الضيوف(كل ماتكون ثقتك بنفسك



10-تيجي تقدمي القهوة للعريس بصي في عيونه واحولي
عينيكي المسكين بيكون وقع في صدمة من اول نظرة

طبعا هو من شدة الصدمة هينسى القهوة وطعمها المريب

طبعا سيبي الرجالة يتكلموا في المهم



11- نرجع بقى لام العريس اللي عايزة تشوف جمال شعرك
المرة دي مش هنعمل مقلب خليه حلو مش مشكلة سشوريه وظبطيه
بسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسس

اقعدي اهرشي واهرشي واهرشي قدامها تخيلي ان في
فيه حديقة حيونات في راسك(مسكينة طنط ام العريس)
ولو نفذتي الخطوات ديه هتسمعي صوت ابوكي بيقول للجماعة
(شرفتونا( لانهم طبعا عايزين يفلسعوا قبل مايديبسوا ببلوة
منيلة هاايه رايكواتنفع صح


بالنسبة لك بقى ياشاب

فعلشان ميتعملش فيك مقلب من ده قبل ماتفكر تتجوز او تخطب تاكد
ان فيك الصفات دي(حسب مؤسسة المقاييس والمعايير الدولية في زمن الفضائيات(


1-
هيبة وجلال وتقى سامي يوسف
2-
رومانسية وجاذبية تامر حسني
3-
طولك طول احمد عز ولو اطول خير وبركة
4-
اناقة برادبيت
5-
عندك مواهب طوني ابو جودة
6-
ضحكه واسنان محمد حماقي(اموت واعرف ايه المعجون اللي بيستعمله(
(منتنساش تتأكد ان جيبك جيب الوليد ابن طلال(
7-
خفة دم احمد حلمي


8-
وتكون اعمى عن غيرها واطرش عن عمايلها واخرس متقولهاش تلت التلاتة كام

يلا افرحوا بقى نصايح تودي في داهية


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