اختبر معلماتك وشوف الذكاء وين يوصل...تعجبكم؟؟ [الأرشيف]

mustap

23-02-2011, 10:28 AM

اختبر معلماتك وشوف الذكاء وين يوصل...تعجبكم؟؟
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س 1 : ما هو وجه التشابه بين الكمبيوتر والتاكسي والحفرة ؟
ج 1 : الكمبيوتر ..... حاسب آلي
التاكسي ...... حاسب يا اسطى
الحفرة ........ حاسب لا تقع

س2 : ما هي قمة الحيرة ؟
ج 2 : يقال لك اجلس على ركن غرفة مستديرة

س 3 : ما هي قمة الذكاء ؟
ج 3 : هو ان تجد ركن الغرفة

س4 : ما هي قمة الالم ؟
ج 4 : التزحلق على زحلاقه مغطاه بشفرات حلاقة وشظايا الزجاج

س 5: ما هي قمة العذاب ؟
ج 5 : السقوط بعد ذلك في حوض به كولونيا

س 6 : ما هي قمة الادب ؟
ج 6 : ان تطرق باب الثلاجه قبل فتحها

س 7 : ما هي قمة الذهول ؟
ج 7 : ان يفتح احدهم لك الباب

س 8 : كيف تضع 4 افيال في سيارة فولكس؟
ج 8 : اثنين قدام واثنين في الخلف

س 9 : كيف تضع 8 افيال في سيارة مرسيدس ؟
ج 9 : نبيع المرسيدس ونشتري 2 فولكس

س 10 : كيف نضع فيل في الثلاجة على ثلاث مراحل ؟
ج 10 : - نفتح الثلاجة 2 - ندخل الفيل في الثلاجه 3 - نقفل الثلاجة

س 11 : كيف نضع زرافة في ثلاجة على اربع مراحل ؟
ج 11 : - نفتح الثلاجة 2 - نخرج الفيل 3 - ندخل الزرافة 4- نقفل الثلاجة

س 12 : ما هو الشيء الذي ننام عليه ونجلس فوقه ونغسل به اسناننا ؟
ج 12 : السرير والكرسي وفرشاة الاسنان

س 13 : ما الذي له راسان و 8 اقدام ؟
ج 13 : قطتان

س 14 : كيف تستطيع ان تعرف بأن 8 افيال متواجدين داخل فندق الشيراتون بدون ان تدخل الفندق ؟
ج 14 : اعرفهم ، اذا وجدت 2 فولكس في مواقف الفندق

س 15 : احترقت حديقة الحيوانات فاحترقت جميع الحيوانات التي بها ، إلا الزرافة لم حترق .... لماذا ؟
س15 : لاننا وضعنا الزرافة في الثلاجة

س 16 : لماذا نشرب الشاي ؟؟
ج 16 : لاننا لا نستطيع ان نأكله

س 17 : ما الفرق بين نملة عمرها سنة و فيل عمره 21 سنة ؟؟
ج 17 : الفرق هو 20 سنة

س 18 : يتكلم بكل لغات العالم ، فمن هو ؟؟
ج 18 : صدى الصوت

س 19 : ما الشي الذي نفعله قبل الخروج من المنزل ؟؟
ج 19 : ان نكون داخل المنزل

س 20 : اذا سقطت بيضة في البحر ، ماذا يحدث لها ؟؟
ج 20 : تتبلل بماء البحر

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