نكت جزائرية رووووعة [الأرشيف] - منتديات الشروق أونلاين

mustap

23-02-2011, 10:41 AM

نكت جزائرية رووووعة

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دكتور بيطرى اتجوز دكتورة بيطرية زفوهم كلاب الشارع

في نذل صور زوجته وهي عريانه
قالها ترجعين المهر ولا انشر صورتك

فيه وحده يقولها زوجها مبسوطه يا حياتي
قالت له : ترى ما عندنا بصل؟

مرة واحد تزمر من مرته وقال لها غاضباً :" أنت دائماً تقولين لي هات هات , نفسي شي مرة تقوليلي خاد" قالت له الزوجة:" طيب خاد هالصباط وصلحو"

في وحدة متزوجة واحد غبي مرة يوم من الايام طفى الكهربة في الشقة قالت الزوجة لزوجها عطني علبة الكبريت تراها على يمينك قالها يا خبلة : شلون تبين اعرف يميني من شمالي في هالضلمة

ناظر تزوج وزع على المعازيم أرقام جلوس
مرة واحد مستعجل اتزوج وحدة مستعجلة خلفو واحد مش فاضياهم

فيه واحد بدوي ولدت زوجته بنت في الليل, قتلها...ليش؟ قال ماعنده بنات يوصلن آخر الليل ...

واحد كريم تزوج وحدة كريمة .. جابو ولد .. أعطوه للجيران

مره زوجة بتحكي لزوجها : اشتريلنا فيديو..... قلها زوجها :على راسي....بس نبيع التلفزيون

مرة واحد قال لمراتة نكتة قلتلة ههه بيخة قلها ههه طالق

الزوجه: لقد رأيت جارنا يقبل زوجته لماذا لاتفعل مثله الزوج: هل تعتقدين ان جارتنا سوف توافق

واحده قاعده مع جوزها قاعده رومانسيه بتقوله: قولى حاجه تحسسنى بالامان وانا معاك قال لها:قسم البوليس

صيدلي اتجوز صيدلانية... خلفوا بنت ، سموها تركبية... بدل ما يهشكوها.. بيروجوها

مرة واحد متجوز عنده دولاب قافله 20 سنة والمفتاح معاه هو بس... مراته هتتجنن وتعرف ايه اللي جوه الدولاب... وفي يوم راح الشغل ونسي المفتاح... مراته فتحت الدولاب لقت 20 الف جنيه.. وبيضتين!!! لما رجع سألته ايه حكاية البيضتين دول؟ قالها بصراحه... كنت كل ما أخونك مرة أحط بيضاية في الدولاب... الست قالت عشرين سنه جواز ومرتين بس... مش مهم... فسألته طب والعشرين الف جنيه؟ قالها كنت كل ما اجمع كرتونه بيض اروح ابيعها

كمسارى راح يتجوز لقى المهر ناقص كتب الباقى على دهر التذكرة !!!!!!

مرة ديك بيقول لفرخة تتجوزيني عرفي ؟
قلتلة ده بابا يدبحني

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