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سوداني ساعد عجوزة طايحه على الارض قالت العجوز: بيض الله وجهك جاوبها السوداني: مافي أمل...
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ذكي وقع من على الدرج... راح للدكتور اعطاه دواء وقال له "ادهن مكان الاصابة" ... الذكي راح ودهن الدرج
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فيه واحد عصبي اوجعه سنه راح للدكتور وقال له اقلع كل الاسنان
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واحد فتح محل غاز... فجر ثلاث اسطونات دعاية
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الولد: يابا حبيت أكمل دراستي بره ...أبوه: أبشر ياولدي قل لأمك تفرش لك في الحوش
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واحد عنده بيتين ... واحد ساكن فيه والثاني احتياطي ليه!!؟ علشان اذا احد قال له يخرب بيتك... يروح يسكن في البيت الثاني
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مره واحد سرق دجاجة وراح إلى البحر نضفها واكلها ...جاه شرطي وقال له انت سرقت الدجاجة قال له :لا يا سيدي... قال له الشرطي والريش هذ؟ قال له: ذي نزلت تسبح و قالت لي خذ بالك من الهدوم
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مرة واحد غبي... قال له : إبنه انا عايز موبايل... قال له : لآبوه موافق لكن بشرط تركب اخواتك معاك.
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واحد انجليزى وواحد فرنسي وواحد صينى راحو يجربو صدى الصوت الانجليزى قال هاللو فرد عليه صدى الصوت و قال: هالوووو الفرنسي قال بنجور رد عليه صدى الصوت و قال: بنجوووور الصينى قال شونجا كونجا هونجاهى فرد عليه صدى الصوت و قال: بتقول ايييييييه؟؟؟
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مرة اثنين مساطيل ماشيين في الصحراء... طلع عليهم اسد... راح واحد منهم رميه بحجر وهرب بسرعة... ونظر ورائه لاقى صاحبه واقف ما بيجر... قال له : أعلاه ما تهربش..؟ قال له: واهرب ليه؟ هو انا لي ضربته ؟؟؟
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وحدة راحت تخطب لابنها .. ام العروسة تسألها ... وياترى ابنك يدخن ؟؟؟ ردت عليها : لا لا لا الحمد لله ، ابني ما يدخنش.. الا لماّ يسكر.
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مرة ثلاثة سراقة راحوا يسرقوا محل مجوهرات الاول دخل يسرق والثاني كان يحرس برة والثالث راح يبلغ الشرطة.
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واحد بخيل جاب ثلاثة تفاحات، فتح اول واجدها معفنه رماها، فتح ثانية وجدها معفنه رماها.. فقام طفى الضو واكل الثالثة
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واحد ساكن في الطابق الخامس وبعد ما نزل الصباح افتكر انه نسى نظارته الشمسية والمنديل فنادى على زوجته وقالها ارمي النظارة والمنديل فرمت زوجته النظارة فانكسرت فقال لها خلي المنديل انا طالع اخذه

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قول لمك تفرشلك في الحوش
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شكرا اخي ابن العياط بيض الله وجهك
لا تقول ما في امل blehblehbleh

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الولد: يابا حبيت أكمل دراستي بره ...أبوه: أبشر ياولدي قل لأمك تفرش لك في الحوش

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أضحك الله سنّك في الجنّة أخي
هذه أعجبتني أكثر
شكرا لك

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قول لمك تفرشلك في الحوش
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شكرا اخي ابن العياط بيض الله وجهك
لا تقول ما في امل نعم...هو يقول لا آمل لبياض و جهه لأنه أسود اللون ..blehblehbleh


اللَّهُمَّ لَكَ أسْلَمْتُ، وَبِكَ آمَنْتُ وَعَلَيْكَ تَوَكَّلْتُ، وَإِلَيْكَ أنَبْتُ، وَبِكَ خَاصَمْتُ، وَإِلَيْكَ حَاكَمْتُ، فَاغْفِرْ لِي مَا قَدَّمْتُ وأَخَّرْتُ، وَأَسْرَرْتُ وَأَعْلَنْتُ. أَنْتَ إلهِي لاَ إِلَهَ إِلاَّ أَنْتَ.

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