شاب اراد ان يخطب فكتب قصيده جميله

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

شاب اراد ان يخطب فكتب قصيده جميله





أيا عماه

يشرفني
أمد يدي
لكي أحظى كريمتكمْ
وأن تعطوننا وعداً
أتينا الله داعينا
فإن وافقت يا عماه
دعنا نفصل المهرَ
وخير البرِّ عاجله
ونحن البرَّ راجينا






فقال:ـ



أيا ولدي

لنا الشرف
فنعم الأهل من رباك
ونعم العلم في يمناك
وإن العلم يغنينا






وأما المهر يا ولدي

فلا تسأل
لأنا نشتري رجلاً
وليس المال يعنينا






ولكن هكذا العرف

وإن العرف يا ولداه
يحميكم ويحمينا






فمليون مقدمها

وأربعة مؤخرها
وضع في البنك
للتأمين عشرينا






وبيت باسم ابنتنا

وملبوس على البدن
من الفستان للكفن
و"مورانو" ـ
وان صعبت
فإن "البيجو" تكفينا






وأما العرس يا ولدي

ففي "الشيراتون"
فشأن صغيرتي شأن
سعادٍ بنت خالتهاـ
وهندٍ بنت عمتها






وشيرينا

فإن وافقت
قلنا بارك الله
وقال الكل
آمينا






فقلت له :ـ

أيا عماه خللها
وضعها فوق رف البيت زيتونا






فلو بيديّ ربع المهر

كنت اليوم قارونا
أيا عماه
أنا رجل بسيط في موارده
ودخلي بضع ألاف
وزادي مثل كل الناس
أقول الحمد لله
خالقنا وبارئنا وساترنا وكافينا






أيا عماه

أنا رجل أحب بكل إحساسي
وقلبي ليس من ذهب
ترى ان كان من ذهب
أكان الحب يأتينا






ترى هل يشعر الأنسان

حين يكون خافقه
من الألماس معجونا






أيا عماه

لماذا صارت الدنيا
طريدَتنا
وقد كانت بأيدينا






لماذا نحن أصنام

وكيف يحاور الأنسان
حين يصير جبصينا
خلقنا نحن من روح ومن طين
نسينا روحنا حتى
غدت في جسمنا طينا






لماذا في مدينتنا

يعيش المرء للعادات مسجونا
وكيف يفكر الأنسان
حين يكون مسجونا
تطورنا
وعدنا في تخلفنا
لوقت كانت الأنثى
تباع كأنها عقد
فنخّاس ينادي هذه بكر
وآخر هذه أحلى
وثالث هذه اطول
يعود التاجر الميسور منزله
وفي يده اشترى امرأة
ودجاجاً وليمونا ||
لماذا صارت الأنثى
تساوم في أنوثتها
فتعطوها
لمن ترضونه مالاً
وقال الله من ترضونه دينا
أيا عماه
عفواً إن تماديت
ولكني عزفت الآن عن طلبي
فلو كان الزواج بعصرنا عقلا
سأمضي العمر مجنونا






صحيح قبل أن أنسى

سؤال حز في نفسي
سعاد بنت خالتها
وهند بنت عمتها
فماذا عنها شيرينا؟؟





م/ل

[دائمة الذكر]

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هههههههههههههههههايلة
خللها و ضعها فوق الرف زيتونا
ههههههههههههههه
اضن ان شيرين هي تكملة لبيت القصيد blehblehbleh

[سليم يلل]

لو كنت ذا مال
ولو كانت لي بنت
لزوَّجتها له لفصاحته ورجاحة عقله
وزدته فوق ذلك ما يكفيه من المال

قصيدة رائعة جدا
بوركت على النقل الرائع
واستسمحك عذرا لأنقلها إلى مكان آخر

[دائمة الذكر]

لو كنت ذا مال

ولو كانت لي بنت
لزوَّجتها له لفصاحته ورجاحة عقله
وزدته فوق ذلك ما يكفيه من المال

قصيدة رائعة جدا
بوركت على النقل الرائع
واستسمحك عذرا لأنقلها إلى مكان آخر
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ممنوع النقل ايها المستشار
خلص و انقل blehblehbleh

[chebldz]

هههههههههههههههههه شكرا على رسم الابتسامة

[سليم يلل]

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ممنوع النقل ايها المستشار
خلص و انقل blehblehbleh


ربي يحفظكم

ربي يهنيكم

ربي يعافيكم وأهليكم

وربي ينجي بلادنا

صايي راني خلصتكم يا أشرار , خير من الأورو وخير من الطورو

[دائمة الذكر]

ربي يحفظكم

ربي يهنيكم

ربي يعافيكم وأهليكم

وربي ينجي بلادنا

صايي راني خلصتكم يا أشرار , خير من الأورو وخير من الطورو
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الاورو عرفتو
بصح واش هو الطوروblehbleh

[إخلاص]

ربي يحفظكم

ربي يهنيكم

ربي يعافيكم وأهليكم

وربي ينجي بلادنا

صايي راني خلصتكم يا أشرار , خير من الأورو وخير من الطورو



آميـــــــــــــــن
يا سعدها بنتك سليمو
ربّي يرزقك من حيث لا تحتسب و يحقّق آمالكcupidarrow

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الاورو عرفتو
بصح واش هو الطوروblehbleh

خو الأورو بووووه ما عرفتيهش؟؟؟ ههههههههههه
شكرا على روعة طرحك غاليتي تصوّر واقعنا المعاش بكلّ أسف
قبلاتي

[284 asma]

بوركت أختي
قصيدة رائعة لواقع يعايشه كل الشباب

فرفقا بحال الشاب يا عماه

[اسحاق نور]

ههههههههههههههههههه شابا

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

شكرا على مروركم اخواني
نورتو الموضوع الف شكرعلى المرور

[ANGILINA]

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
مشكوووووووووووووووووووووووووووورة

[حسن الصباح]

هايلة و طريفة جدا
بارك الله فيك و جعل الجنة مثواك

حتى أنا ربما سانقلها لكن مع وضع رابطها في منتدى الشروق أيضا

[AHLEM 27]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
مصيبة كبيرة هدا

[SERBAH]

http://www.w7oosh-rap.com/za5arf/thanks/9.gif

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

اللهم امين
اشكركم اخواني على مروركم

[خزامة]

من أجمل ما قرأت ممتاز تستحق المشاركة بشاعر المليون .ذكرتنا بأيام الزمن الجميل

[سليم يلل]

تستحق الرفع......

[amine2009]

قصيدة رائعة جدا

[AHLEM 27]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[طلال الضيف]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[mounalala]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh t7abo el sah walah ma9ritha ga3

[مايا علاق]

قصيدة رائعة مسلية لكنها تعكس الواقع حيث صارت الانفس تباع لصاحب المال وان لم يكن شريفا وتتجاهل الفقير وان كان متدينا
الله اصلح حالنا

[SIDI-MOH-ZANGA]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

تسلمولي على مروركم الرائع

[داليا شيح]

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