ماسنجر ايام الجاهلية [الأرشيف] - منتديات الشروق أونلاين

ربيع الجزائر

15-03-2011, 03:11 PM

ابا جهل :مرحبا يا ابا لهب
ابا لهب : عمت مساءا يا ابا جهل .. كيف حالك هذا المساء ؟
ابا جهل : اين انت يا ابا لهب لا اراك في 'شات عكرمــة' هذه الايام ؟!!!
ابا لهب : انا لم ابرح خيمتي منذ ايام يا صاح .

ابا جهل : ولماذا ؟

ابا لهب : تبا لكمبيوتري دخله فيروس من النوع الحبشي وضرب اللوحة الأم
مع اني وضعت له مقاوم للفيروسات الحبشية . ولكن تبا لهذا المقاوم ...
فقمت بتغيرها من عند وكالة (( مسيلمة الكذاب )) ..
ابا جهل : لو اعلمتني لكنت اتيت معك لانني اعرفه فهو من رجال عشيرتنا

ابا لهب : ولكن قل لي .. هل سأل عني أحد في ' دار الواحة كوفي نت ' ؟
ابا جهل : ثكلتك امك ...ان لك شعبيه كبيره يا ابا لهب .سألت عنك
عبسه بنت جرير . وجدناها اتت ببعيرها وتقول
بانها قلقه عليك لانك لم
تفتح 'الماسنجر ' منذ اسبوعين
ابا لهب : عبسه بنت جرير تلك الفتاه الشمطاء ..تباً لها .إنني
اكرهها

قل لهم سأكون ' اون لاين '..بعد ما انتهي من الورشة لان بها فرسي
واعمل
لها ( التشييك ) .. ووغيار الزيوت .. و كيف حال ابنك جهل يا ابا جهل ؟

ابا جهل :اااه يا ابا لهب أكاد أجن منه , البارحة اخذ فرسي خلسة و
راح ( شكله مثل أريش بزمانه يصرق موتر ابوه ) خخخخخ
يشفط فيه . .. كاد ان يرتكب حادث فظيع ... و لكن ماذا سنفعل انه مجرد
ولد طائش . وانت ما اخبار لهب معك ؟
ابا لهب : لقد ارسلته الى الجيش لكي يؤدي الخدمه الالزامية و ووضعنا
له
واسطة لكي يكون بالقرب من مضاربنا ... و اختصاصه الرماح طويلة المدى .

ابا جهل :حسناً يا صديقي .. استاذنك لاني سأذهب لأرد على بعض
المواضيع في منتديات (( قريش دوت كوم ...
))
ابا لهب : تشاو يا ابا جهل ..

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