ماتنساش تجبد الباب موراك

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته


واحد حاب يخدم في وحد الشركة


كي دخل عندهم سقساوه :



وكتاه تكون نتيجة ضرب 3×3 =10؟



قال : كي تكون الإجابة خاطئة.



قالولو : وشنو هو الشئ لي عندو شحال من جناح بصح مايطيرش؟

قال : الفندق .

قالولو : وشنو هي الكلمة لي فيها أربعة حروف لوكان تاكل نصفها تموت , و لوكان تاكلها قاع مايصرالك والو؟

قال : سمسم .

قالولو : شكون هو الراجل لي يقدر يوقف على الأرض و راسو فوق النجوم؟

قال : الجنيرال

قالولو : شحال تقدر تولد النعامة؟ ؟

قال : النعامة تحط البيض و ماتولدش


قالولو : وشنو هو الشي لي بلا بيه ماتقدرش تخدم فـ الشركة؟

قال : المعريفة


قالولو : عندك ؟

قال : لالا....

قالولو :متنساش تجبد الباب موراك كي جي خارج

هههههههههههههههههههههه

[karima.t]

ههههههههههههههههههههه مشكورة امولة

[ربيع الجزائر]

هذ هو واقنا المؤسف ههههههههههههههه

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

للاسف نعم
شكرا على مروركما

[micha 1992]

هههههههههههههه رائعة
لكن للاسف هذا هو الواقع تاعنا تمنيت لوكان جات نكتة برك

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

مع الاسف اختي هي نكتة مستمدا من الحقيقة المرة
نورتي الموضوع

[تنسيم26]

هههههههههههههههههه
مرسي

[مآجدُولينْ]

أضحك الله سنك أختي أمــولة على النكتة الجميلة ، لكن هي تحكي واقعنا.. للأسف .
تقبلي مروري ..

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ههههههههههههههههههههههه
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[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

هههههههههههههههههه
مرسي
ههههههههههه العفو اختي

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

أضحك الله سنك أختي أمــولة على النكتة الجميلة ، لكن هي تحكي واقعنا.. للأسف .
تقبلي مروري ..


هههههههه بالفعل حبيبتي بشرى هذا هوا واقعنا المر الذي نعيشه للاسف
نورتي الموضووع

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

ههههههههههههههههههههههه
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هههههههههههههه شكرا على مرورك سرباح

[KARIMAJSK]

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

شكرا على مرورك اخي

[284 asma]

ههههههههههههههههههه

هايلة عندو الحق بلا معريييفة ما كا ن والوا....

قالولو : وشنو هو الشي لي بلا بيه ماتقدرش تخدم فـ الشركة؟

قال : المعريفة


قالولو : عندك ؟

قال : لالا....

قالولو :متنساش تجبد الباب موراك كي جي خارج

هههههههههههههههههههههه
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هههههههههههههههههه
شكرا
هم يبكي وهم يضحك

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

شكرا جزيلا على المرووووووور

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ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
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