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أفاقت الزوجة من نومها مذعورة فسألها زوجها مابك فقالت له حلمت أن رجلا وسيما وغنيا قد خطفنى منك فقال لها ولماذا تبكين انه مجرد حلم فقالت له ولهاذا أنا أبكي

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واحد كل صباح ينوض مدهوش وفي واحد في صباح ناض غير مدهوش فاندهش

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مرة أستاد سأل تلميدو واش يعني السبيل قالو تلميد :الطريق قالو احسنت واش معناها سلسبيل قالو طرطريق

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قال ليك هادا واحد تابع وحدة من اللور و كا يقول عندنا العمارات عندنا الفيرمات عندنا أراضي ؛وهي تدور عندو و بانت ليه خايبة وهو يكول ولكن بعنا كلشي

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زوز راحو للبحر واحد عام ولوخر ستة شهر

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7ثلاث مهابولات دارلهم الطبيب القران ناظو 2 يشطحو بقات وحدة ظنها الطبيب بلي برات سألها وعلاه منظتيش تشطحي قاتلو انا لعروسة

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كان معلم يدرس الرياضيات يسال واحد مايفهمش الرياضيات قالو والدك يعطي لخوك 3 تفاحات وانت تفاحة وش= قالو تصرا حرب في الدار

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قالك واحد السراق مسلح دخل يسرق دار قال للراجل و مرتو: اعطيوني السوارد لي عندكم مدولو ......مبعد قال للمرا : وش اسمك قالتلو: خيرة قالها لكان ما جاش اسمك كيف اسم يما اني قتلتك...... مبعد سقسا الراجل قالو : وانت وش اسمك قالو: جمال و يعيطولي خيرة

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واحد كان يمشي مع وحدة شافت والدها من بعيد قاتلو روح والدي راهو جاي قاللها كشماكان انا خوك

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قالك مرة واحد ديما تسقسيه صاحبتو: واش تغديت? يقولها: لوبيا .ديما هكا واحد النهار قالوا صاحبوا: اكذب شوي قولها تغديت شواء . كليت كفتة . تغديت بيتزا .....

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قالك خطرة واحد مع صحبتو يغازل فيها واش قالها؟؟؟؟؟ يا حمامتي؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ قالتلو ماتقوليش يا حمامتي قولي يا غزالتي, واش قالها؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ المهم حيوان

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قالك واحد راسو كبير تمسخرو بيه الدري راح لم قالها: علاش راسي كبير قالتلو : وحد النهار كيما كنت

صغير طحت على راسك جيت نحطلك القهوة حطيتلك الخميرة
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بوليسي للمحبوس : نتا ماديرش خلاص الخير في حياتك؟ رد عليه: لا ندير، أني هنا باش تسلك انت

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قالت الأم لإبنها :ماذا تفعل إذا داس أحدهم على قدمك ثم اعتذر لك ؟ ردّ الإبن :أسامحه يا أمي ، الأم :و إذا أعطاك هدية ليؤكد اعتذاره ؟ الإبن :أطلب منه أن يدوس على قدمي الأخرى

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