نكت عن الأزواج......

[أم سمية]

الزوجة : مالك فى ايه؟
الزوج : و لا حاجة.

الزوجة: دا أنت بقالك ساعة بتقرأ قسيمة جوازنا. http://m002.maktoob.com/alfrasha/imagesNew/smilies/dfr.gif

الزوج : دا بس كنت بدور على تاريخ الانتهاء




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سؤال : ما الفرق بين الأم و الزوجة؟



الإجابة: واحدة جابتك للدنيا بتعيط و التانية تضمنلك إنك هتفضل تعيط طول عمرك. http://m002.maktoob.com/alfrasha/up/19751925771893157491.gif




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الزوجة : عايز تتعشى

الزوج : طبعا ...ماذا أختار
الزوجة : أه أو لأ. http://www.arabsboard.net/vb/images/smilies/crazyblue/nerd.gif



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الزوجة : إنت دايما شايل صورتى معاك و رايح بيها المكتب ...ليه؟

الزوج: لما بلاقى مشكلة مهما كانت معقدة ببص لصورتك ألاقيها اتحلت على طول.

الزوجة: شايف أنا أد إيه مهمة بالنسبالك.

الزوج: أيوة...ببص فى صورتك و أقول لنفسى " إيه المشكلة اللى ممكن تكون أكبر من دى؟! http://www.arabsboard.net/vb/images/smilies/crazyblue/O_o.gif


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البنت: لما نتجوز أنا عاوزة أشاركك فى كل مشاكلك و متاعبك و أخففها عنك.


الولد : لكن أنا ما عنديش مشاكل.

البنت: أيوه لإننا لسة ما اتجوزناش. http://69.59.144.138/icon.aspx?i=icon_smile_big



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الزوج الجديد لزوجته: كنتى هتتجوزينى لو ما كانش بابا ساب لى كل الثروة دى.


الزوجة: يا حبيبى أنا كنت هتجوزك بغض النظر مين اللى ساب لك الثروة.http://www.arabsboard.net/vb/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif




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الأب بيقول لابنه بعد الامتحان: ورينى شهادة درجاتك.


الابن : صاحبى أخدها يخوف بيها باباه و مامته. http://www.arabsboard.net/vb/images/smilies/biggrin.gif



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الصحفى للمليونير: لمن تعزو نجاحك كمليونير.

المليونير: أنا أعزو كل شيء لزوجتى.

الصحفى: يا لها من امرأة!! ماذا كانت حالتك قبل زواجها؟

المليونير : ملياردير http://www.arabsboard.net/vb/images/smilies/crazyblue/no.gif







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سألت زوجة زوجها: بتحب ايه أكتر فيّا.....وجهى الجميل أم جسمى المتناسق؟

فنظر إليها الزوج من تحت لفوق و قال : بحب روح الدعابة اللى فيكيhttp://www.arabsboard.net/vb/images/smilies/cool.gif


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اتمنى ينالوا اعجابكم http://www.arabsboard.net/vb/images/smilies/smile.gif

[غريبا]

الأب بيقول لابنه بعد الامتحان: ورينى شهادة درجاتك.


الابن : صاحبى أخدها يخوف بيها باباه و مامته.
هههه شكرا

[أم سمية]

العفو ........

[karima.t]

ههههههههههههه شكراا غاليتي

[espoire05]

سؤال : ما الفرق بين الأم و الزوجة؟



الإجابة: واحدة جابتك للدنيا بتعيط و التانية تضمنلك إنك هتفضل تعيط طول عمرك. http://m002.maktoob.com/alfrasha/up/19751925771893157491.gif

ههههههههههههه
شكرا جزيلا لك اختي مستغانمية
تعجبتني هاته النكتة كثيرا

[أمينة ملاك]

البنت: لما نتجوز أنا عاوزة أشاركك فى كل مشاكلك و متاعبك و أخففها عنك.


الولد : لكن أنا ما عنديش مشاكل.

البنت: أيوه لإننا لسة ما اتجوزناش. http://69.59.144.138/icon.aspx?i=icon_smile_big



ههههههههههههههههههههه عندها الحق
مزال الخير للقدام


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[bobo9]

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[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

شكرا لك غاليتي مستغانمية على النكة الجميلة

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و ختمت موضوعك بتمنياتك لان ينال الاعجابsly
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