أشهر كذبات الشباب على الفتيات

[أم سمية]

هذي بعض كذبات الشباب على البنات :


-1حبيبتي تدرين والله انا ماعندي حركات الشبااب .. ماكلم بنات.. اصلا ماحب هالحركات..

(( باااااااااين وانت كل بنات العالم يعرفونك ))


2- مادري حبيبتي احس اني اعرفك من زمااان

(( لا يمكن ملخبط بينها وبين وحده كنت تعرفها اول .. يمكن في شبه ))


3- حبيبتي احس انك غير عن كل البنات احس انك مختلفه وغير عنهم

((ليش فوق راسها ريشه و لا من كوكب ثاني ))


4-حبيبتي والله احس في اشياء كثيرة انا وانتي نتشابه فيهااا .. كأننا شخص واحد

(( سبحان الله اخوها في الاسلام لازم يكون في شبه ها ها هاااي ))


5-ياريتني ياقلبي عرفتك من زمان

(( معليش كان عندك زحمه ))


6- حبيبتي انتي تامرين قلبي امر .. كل اللي تقولينه البيه

(( ايه في الاحلام اكيد ))


7- حيااتي ابيك تتغطين عشان ما احد يشوفك غيري لاني اغاار

((لا يا حرااااام الغيرة حرقت قلبك حرق ))


8- ابجي اخطبك من اهلك بس بعد ما اكون نفسي

(( اجل من تكوون هع هع بس صح تكسر الخاطر فلوسك كلها على الجوال والسيارة وعزايم ربعك و الخ ))


9-يا قلبي ابغى اشوفك باقرب وقت ماقدر على الشوق اللي ذبحني

((يبغى اصحابه يتأكدون انها حلوة ))


10 - انا احب الشعر ومن هواياتي الرسم والسباحه

(( لا رومنسي الحبيب ))


11- حبيبتي حطي في بالك ترى انا اذا حبيت حبيت من كل قلبي

(( اقول بس اي قلب فيهم ؟!!!! ))


12- علاقتي فيك محد يدري فيها ابد لانها تعتبر من اهم خصوصياتي

(( بس عادي كل ربعــه يدرون .. لانهم مو اي احد ))


13- شكلي حبيبتي راح اطق لي جاكوار من الوكاله

((اذا مو هوندا موديل 76 من الحراج ))


14 - احتمال اروح سويسرا الصيف الجاي

(( ايــــه هيـن <<<< بس قولها الجوال ماهو معمم لانه مايشتغل بالديره))


15- دايم اشتري عطوري من تناغرا

(( الحمدلله والشكر ))


16- لما اشوف رقمك في جوالي قلبي يفز من مكانه

(( اكييد .. خايف تكون كشفت ملاعيبك ))


17- فلان قال لي اعطيه رقمك .. بس انا قلت له اقتلني قبل ماتاخذ رقمها مني

(( هاهاااي يا مضحي انت يا شجااع .. هذا اذا مو كل الشباب يعرفون رقمها المسكينه ))


19 - حبيبتي ابغا صورتك اخليها عندي عشان قبل ما انام اشوفها واحطها تحت راسي وانام

(( لا وانت الصاج عشان يوم تمل منها تهددها ))


20- اسف حبيبتي امس ما اتصلت عليك بس كنت مشغووووول مررررة مع الدراسه

(( باين يا نيوووتن انـــــــــت ))


21- تدرين حبيبتي انا دايما البنات في المجمع يطلبون رقمي ... بس انا ماعطيهم فيــس دام انتي حبي

(( هاهاااي .. الترتيب الصحيح للجمله .. دايماا انا الحق البنات بس مايعطوني فــــيس ))


22- والله حبيبتي كان ودي اجي عالموعد اليوم بس صارت ظروف صعبة جدااا وماقدر اجيك

(( ايه صح تذكر موعده مع خويته الثانيه اللي واعدها 10 مرات وخلف وعده ))


23- امس مانمت... طول الوقت افكر فيك... اخذتي عقلي حبيبتي

(( الا قصدك نمت وحلمت وشبعت نووم ولا تدري عنهاااا اصلاً ))


24- انتي احلى بنت شفتها بحياتي ماظن القى احلى منك

(( ليش متعرف على ملكة جمال الكون واحنا ماندري؟؟))


25- الظاهر بشتري كمبيوتر جديد... كمبيوتري صار له شهرين معاي وكمبيوتراخوي مايعجبني

والكمبيوتر الثاني ماتأقلمت معاه

((ماشاء الله وكالة كمبيوتراات ....اراهن بعمري على انه كمبيوترك قديييييييم من العصر الجاهلي

وماعندك غيره كل ماخرب صلحته))


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[أم سمية]

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