نكتة ....... جميلة .

[حسين بلعيدي]

نكتة


قالك واحد شرا كبش وقال لمرتو هاداالكبش نصو شوا ونصو مرقة الصوف نديروهازربية والجلد دربوكة لمصارن بكبوكة والراس مفور والكرعين لوبيا نطق الكبش حتى بااااااااااااااااع ديرها سونري تاع البورطابل.

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ارجو ان اكون قد رسمت البسمة على وجوهكم

[moh_aaa]

حتى بااااااااااااااااع ديرها سونري تاع البورطابل.
nosweatnosweatnosweat

[تـقــ الله ــــوى]

الكبش الله يبارك كل صبع بصنعـــة

[حسين بلعيدي]

حتى بااااااااااااااااع ديرها سونري تاع البورطابل.
Nosweatnosweatnosweatباااااااااااااااع هههههههههه هداك واش قعد كملها وخلاص ...
شكرا على المرور ..

[حسين بلعيدي]

الكبش الله يبارك كل صبع بصنعـــة
هههههههه مسكين توحشوه من عام لعام ...
شكرا على المرور الجميل .

[عمرسعودي]

نكتة


قالك واحد شرا كبش وقال لمرتو هاداالكبش نصو شوا ونصو مرقة الصوف نديروهازربية والجلد دربوكة لمصارن بكبوكة والراس مفور والكرعين لوبيا نطق الكبش حتى بااااااااااااااااع ديرها سونري تاع البورطابل.

*******
ارجو ان اكون قد رسمت البسمة على وجوهكم


بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم نكتك مليح شوف تاعي قلك واحد اسم جح راح لسطورو ضل ياكل في الدجاج المحمر حتان سمن ول كلبرم ايا كخرج من لسطورو تلاق مع مراة قلتل وراهي لسطورو قالها تبعي الهريرو تقاي اليسطيرو. ههههههه تضحك ولوالو

[قطرة الربيع]

هههههههههههههه شكرا على الموضوع

[حسين بلعيدي]

هههههههههههههه شكرا على الموضوعالعفو ........ على الرحب و السعة .

[masrour farah]

شكرا جزيلا لك على هذه النكتة ، وهي في الحقيقة
تبين أن الخروف بكل أجزاءه نفع كله ، فاللحم للأكل
بالطبخ أو بالشي أو بالقلي والجلد قد يستعمل في الصناعات
الجلدية أو بصوفه سجادة والصوف في الصناعات النسيجية والقرن للكحل مثلا ، والصوت للهاتف النقال ولم لا؟

[حسين بلعيدي]

شكرا جزيلا لك على هذه النكتة ، وهي في الحقيقة
تبين أن الخروف بكل أجزاءه نفع كله ، فاللحم للأكل
بالطبخ أو بالشي أو بالقلي والجلد قد يستعمل في الصناعات
الجلدية أو بصوفه سجادة والصوف في الصناعات النسيجية والقرن للكحل مثلا ، والصوت للهاتف النقال ولم لا؟
ههههههههههه ولما لا سمعنا صوت القطار و السفينة وزقزقة العصافير و صوت الفيل ..... تخيلي وانت جالسة في حافلة وتسمعين ..تبعبيع هههههههه .. الله خلقها ليستفيد الانسان منها و هي من انعام الدنيا .. شكرا لك على مرورك وعيدك مبارك .

[masrour farah]

على الأقل صوته يذكر بعيد الأضحى وبالولائم
ويجعل الواحد يشعر بالجوع وبالرغبة في أكل
لحم الخروف .

[حسين بلعيدي]

على الأقل صوته يذكر بعيد الأضحى وبالولائم
ويجعل الواحد يشعر بالجوع وبالرغبة في أكل
لحم الخروف . شكرا لك على مرورك اخي الكريم .

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