س.ج.لا تجب عنها..

[أم سمية]

س: لماذا خلقت المرأة بكل هذا الجمال ؟

ج: لكي يحبها الرجال

س: ولماذا خلقت بكل هذه البساطة ؟

ج: لكي تحبه

س: كيف يعتبر الرجل نفسه متعاونا في الاعمال المنزلية؟

ج: بان يرفع رجليه من على الارض لتكنس الزوجة تحتهما.

س: كيف يفهم الزوج تقسيم المهام مناصفة في اعمال المنزل؟

ج: الزوجة تطبخ وهو يأكل , الزوجة تكوي الملابس وهو يكرمشها ... الزوجة ترتب البيت و هو يكركبه .

س: ما و جه الشبه بين الرجال و اعلانات التلفزيون ؟

ج: لا يوجد و احدة عاقلة تصدق الأثنين .

س: ما هي الحالة الوحيدة التي يطلب الرجل فيها من زوجته تناول العشاء على ضوء الشموع ؟

ج: لما الكهرباء تنقطع.

س: كيف يمكنك التمييز بين هدايا الزوج الودية و هداياه لما يكون عامل شي غلط ؟

ج: الهدايا تبقى أحلى و أغلى في الحالة الثانية ؟

س: ما و جه الشبه بين الرجل والطقس ؟

ج: لا يمكن تغيير أي منهما للأفضل .

س: ما الفرق بين رجل في الأربعين من عمره و امرأة من نفس العمر ؟

ج: المرأة تتمنى ان تنجب طفلا صغير لتثبت انها لا تزال شابة ...بينما الرجل يحاول الزواج من طفلة صغيرة لنفس السبب.

س: ما و جه الشبه بين الرجل و الشهادة الكبيرة؟

ج: بتضيعي سنين من عمرك على شان تحصلي عليها ، و بعدين لا تعرفين ماذا تفعلين بها .

س: متى يتذكر الرجال ان المرأة تفتقر للتفكير المنطقي ؟

ج: عندما تختلف معه في الرأي .

س: ما الفرق بين الآرهابي و المرأة الثائرة ؟

ج: يمكنك التفاوض مع الأرهابي ...!

س: اين تجد المرأة رجل لا ينظر لواحدة غير زوجته ؟

ج: في المقبرة !!!!

للأمانة فقط ...... منقوووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووول

[تـقــ الله ــــوى]

مهما بلغت نقاط التشابه بين المراة و الرجل إلا انهما دائماً في إختلاف

سبحان اللــه خلق و أبدع و في اختلاف خلقه سنة كبيرة

تسلمي على الطرح غاليتي
موضوع مميز

تحياتي

[رحيل]

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله وبركاته

هذا كلام منتديات هدفه التسلية و فقط...
و الواقع شيء اخر...
فلكل واجباته و اعماله فلا يعقل مثلا ان يقوم زوجي بكي ملابسه...
تحياتي اختي..

[BOND]

ههههههههههههههههههههه
الاحظ انك تقسين على الرجال قليلا المهم كل الصفات التي ذكرتها في الرجال ليست كلها صحيحة ____بل البعض منها ههههههههه شكرا على الموضوع الطريف احترامي وودي لك اختي

[أم سمية]

لم اقصد سوى الترفيه
شكرا لكم على المرور العطر

[la belle rose]

ههههههههههههههه
لي دار هادا موضوع جبها تع صح شكراااااااااااااا

[أم سمية]

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