نكتة

[علي قوادري]

اصطحبت امرأة زوجها إلى عيادة الطبيب. وبعد معاينة دقيقة، أخذ الطبيب الزوجة جانباً... ليطلعها على النتائج.
قال لها: زوجك يعاني إحباطاً خطيراً، بسبب الإجهاد في العمل والبيت. وإذا لم تفعلي ما يريحه، سيموت، من دون أدنى شك.
وشرح ما يجب فعله:

- دعيه يستيقظ متأخراً، وقت يشاء.
... ... - خلال النهار، كوني بشوشة. لا تعارضي أقواله، واحرصي على أن يظل في مزاج جيّد.
- أعدّي له وجبات خفيفة لذيذة. وفي المساء، عندما يعود متأخراً، حضّري له عشاءً فاخراً.
-سامحيه مهما فعل بك
لا تزعجيه بأعمال منزلية، ولا تثيري جدالات تافهة تزيد من إجهاده.

- شجّعيه على مشاهدة الرياضة في التلفزيون.
- لاترفضي له طلبا مهما كلفك من معاناة.
واختتم إذا استطعتِ المثابرة، نحو السنة، على هذا المنوال، أؤكّد لك أن زوجك سيستردّ عافيته تماماً.
عندما خرج الزوجان من عيادة الطبيب، سأل الزوج زوجته: «ماذا قال لك الطبيب؟».
ردّت الزوجة: «قال إنك ستموت»

[حسين بلعيدي]

ههههههههههههههههههه يا لنساء.... شكرااا .

[علي قوادري]

ههههههههههههههههههه يا لنساء.... شكرااا .
ممنون على تعليفك.

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

هههههههههه شكرا لك على النكتة

[علي قوادري]

هههههههههه شكرا لك على النكتة
سعيد جدا بمرورك.

[djazayri]

هههههههههههههههههه...لا لا هذا محض سوء ظن مُعلّب بالمرأةthumbdown...
( شكرا على النكتة)

[علي قوادري]

هههههههههههههههههه...لا لا هذا محض سوء ظن مُعلّب بالمرأةthumbdown...
( شكرا على النكتة)


شكرا جزيلا تبقى النكتة نكتة.

[قطرة الربيع]

هههههههههههههههههه
شكرا على النكتة الجميلة

[علي قوادري]

هههههههههههههههههه
شكرا على النكتة الجميلة
سعيد بمرورك.
محبتي

[إخلاص]

هههههههههههههههه
يا لها من شرّييرة
أضحك الله سنّك في الجنّة يا أخي
تحيّة تليق

[علي قوادري]

هههههههههههههههه
يا لها من شرّييرة
أضحك الله سنّك في الجنّة يا أخي
تحيّة تليق

بارك الله فيك

[cessina]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mercii

[علي قوادري]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mercii
اهلا بك دائما.

[salam08]

سلاام
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و الله ضحكت من قلبي اضحك الله سنك سيدي الكريم

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هذا الاعلان يخص نوركيم .

[علي قوادري]

سلاام
مسكينة طروشوهاااا icon36....كثرو هليها الوصاياnosweat...و لم يأبهو بها هي ...فحبت تتهنى منو مرة واحدة دون ان تنتبه ...


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و الله ضحكت من قلبي اضحك الله سنك سيدي الكريم


جزاكم الله خيرا وادام الضحك عليكم.

[علي قوادري]

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هذا الاعلان يخص نوركيم .

شكرا جزيلا.

[dida32]

ههههههههههههه هدا لا مين وصاها نظن كانت تحوس عليها

[علي قوادري]

ههههههههههههه هدا لا مين وصاها نظن كانت تحوس عليها
ربما فالاجابة واضحة.
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