من أذكى اليـابانيين ام الجزائريين

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من أذكى اليـابانيين ام الجزائريين


ثلاثة جزائريين وثلاثة يابانييـن....كانوا مسافرين إلى مدريد من اجل حضور مبـارة بين الخصمين التقليدين ريال مدريد وبرشلونة،وعند وصولهم امام مكتب بيع تذاكر القطار...اليـابنيين قصوا ثلاث تذاكر، والجزائريين قصوا تذكرة واحدة فقـط
استغرب اليابانيون ومن باب الفضول سألوا الجزائريين مـا هي قصّة التذكرة الواحدة وانتم ثلاثة!!
أجابوا الجزائريين وقالوا....شوفوا واتعلّموا
حان موعد ركـوب القطار ولما بدأ المضيف بجمع التذاكر
الجزائريين ذهبـو في دفـعة واحدة إلى مرحـاض القطار ولما وصـل إليهم المضيف دق عليهم الباب
قال...التذكرة من فضلك سيدي واحد منهم أخرج يـده ومـد التذكرة...ولما ذهـب المضيف خرجوا وجلسوا في إسترخـاء متمتّعين بحيلتهم،طبعا انبهروا اليابنيين وقالوا...لابد أن نجرب الطريقة عند العودة
انتهت المباراة وطبعا فازت برشلونة ( لوووووووول ) وعـند عودتهـم قالوا اليـابنيين لنجرّب حظّنا ونفس طريـقة الجزائريين ونقص تذكرة واحدة فقط ولكن الغريب في الأمر أن الجزائريين في طريق العودة لم يقصوا ولو تذكرة واحدة!!سألوهم اليابانيين لماذا لم تقـصوا تذكرة واحدة كالسابق!!!
ردوا عليهم الجزائريين وقالوا... شوفوا وتعلموا،،المهم ركبوا كلهم القطار ولما بدا المضيف يجمع التذاكر
ذهـب اليـابنيين وأختـبأو في المرحـاض....وبعد لحظات ذهبوا الجزائريين واختبأوا في المرحـاض المقـابل لليـابنيين،وفجأة خرج جزائري ودقّ الباب على اليابانيين وقالهم التذكرة من فضلك سيدي ؟؟
فأخرج واحد من اليابنيين يده وأعطاه التذكرة أخذها الجزائري وعاد للمرحاض مع اخوته

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