طرائف نفسية طبية اجتماعية

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طرائف نفسية طبية اجتماعية



طرائف نفسية طبية اجتماعية
1- كسولة جداً .. وتغسل أطباق المطبخ في السرير .

2- يقول المريض: ذاكرتي ممتازة جداً .. ولكن هناك ثلاثة أشياء لا أتذكرها.. الوجوه لا أتذكرها جيداً، والأسماء لا أتذكرها جيداً ، وهنالك شيئ ثالث نسيته ..

3- طبيب عيون يجلس مع خطيبته في المطعم يتسامران .. أمسك وردة كانت أمامه وسألها : شايفة الوردة ؟ فتبسمت وقالت نعم تظن أنه بدأ يغازلها ثم أبعد الوردة إلى مسافة وسألها : والآن شايفة الوردة؟..

4- شخص معاند جداً ودائم الفشل بسبب ذلك .. حتى الأسبرين يسبب له الصداع.

5- سأل الطبيب مريضه : هل أفادت حبوب الذاكرة التي وصفتها لك ؟ فأجاب نعم إنها رائعة ولكنني أنسى أن آخذها في موعدها .. هل لديك دواء آخر ليذكرني بموعد الحبوب ؟..

6- طبيب الأسنان للمريض : لماذا تصرخ .. لم ألمس أسنانك بعد ؟ فقال ولكنك تدوس على قدمي

7- إمرأة في بيتها مساءً .. فقد زوجها الوعي وحاولت أن تصحيه ولم تفلح .. وتذكرت جارهم وهو طبيب بيطري فأسرعت إليه .. وبعد أن حضر الطبيب وبدأ بفحص الزوج .. رفع الذراع إلى أعلى فسقطت ورفع الساق أيضاً فسقطت فقال للزوجة : إذا بقي على هذه الحال إلى الصباح اذبحيه

8- طالب متفوق موسوس .. أمضى الليل بطوله يدرس من أجل فحص الدم ..

9- كلب ينبح كثيراً ثم أصيب بانهيار عصبي .. لماذا ؟ لأنه ينبح على شخص أطرش ..

10- قال الطبيب للمريض : وصفت لك هذا الدواء فامشي عليه خمسة أيام ثم راجعني ، وبعد خمسة أيام لم تتحسن حالة المريض فسأله الطبيب هل كنت تأخذ الدواء ؟ قال نعم كنت أسكبه على الأرض وأمشي عليه ..


11- طبيب أسنان "شاف" غصن شجرة مسوس .. حشاه .


12- أسرع الجار إلى جاره قائلاً : إذا لم تتوقف عن العزف فوراً فسوف أصاب بالجنون .. فأجابه : يبدو أنك قد جننت فعلاً فأنا لم أعزف منذ شهر .

13- المريض لطبيب العيون : فعلاً إنها نظارة عظيمة ارتاح نظري فيها .. فقال الطبيب : وسترتاح أكثر عندما أضع عليها الزجاجات ..

14- مات بخيل واوصى أن يدفن عمودياً .. توفيراً لثمن الأرض .

15- بخيل في تكسي وفي المنحدر ذابت الفرامل وصار السائق يقول ياويلي ماذا أفعل .. ماذا أفعل .. فقال البخيل : على الأقل يمكنك إيقاف العداد ..

16- الأم لولدها : إذهب واغسل وجهك ربما يأخذك أبوك معه ، فقال الولد : أليس من الأفضل أن نتأكد أولاً ..

17- لف الصغير إصبعه فقالت الأم مابك ؟ قال ضربت إصبعي بالمطرقة ، قالت الأم : لم أسمعك تبكي ، فأجاب : ظننتك خارج المنزل .

18- حضرت القابلة لإجراء الولادة ومعها حقيبتها وبعد قليل طلبت من الزوج منشار ، ثم بعد قليل طلبت مفك براغي ، والزوج ينتظر خارج الغرفة ثم بعد قليل طلبت مطرقة .. فخاف الزوج وقال لها خير إن شاء الله ؟؟ فقالت الحقيبة لاتفتح وأريد فتحها ..

19- جارية تدَعي على صاحب المنزل عند قراقوش أنه قبَلها ، فقال قراقوش : قبَليه مثل ماقبَلك ..

20- طبيب نفسي قال لأصحابه لقد اكتشفت دواءً فعالاً لتحسين الذاكرة ..لكنني نسيت تركيبته !!

21- شخص هادئ جداً ويحب الهدوء ، وضع في المسجلة شريط ( كاسيت ) فارغ .. وصديقه أيضاً يحب الهدوء جداً طلب منه خفض الصوت .. وصديقهم الثالث أعجبه الشريط وطلب تسجيله ..

22- مريض طلب من الدكتور ربع حبة فياغرا لأنه فقط يريد أن يقبّل زوجته ..

23- مريض نائم وعين مغمضة والعين الثانية مفتوحة .. لماذا ؟ لأنه استعمل نصف حبة منوم ..

24- مريض يأخذ الدواء متأخراً عن الوقت المحدد .. لأنه يريد أن يجعل الجراثيم على أعصابهم ..

25- شخص غليظ جداً تزوج إمرأة غليظة جداً أنجبوا ولد " عمل حاله أنه ميت .. " "غلاظة شديدة ".

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