كيف يقتل الرجل زوجته دون أن تكتشف الشرطه.... أحذروا يا نساااااااااااء

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(( تحذير لكل الزوجات خذو الاحتياطات اللازمة ))



قرأ صعيدي في إحدى الصحف أن مجرما أمريكيا قتل زوجته ودفنها تحت السرير ولم يتمكن البوليس من اكتشاف الجريمة إلا بعد مرور 25 عاما !!



فكر الصعيدي في الجريمة وهو يتخيل زوجته التي تنغص عليه حياته وقال لنفسه : لو أني قتلت زوجتي مثل الرجل الأمريكاني لن يكتشف امري إلا بعد ما أكون مت



وبالفعل عاد الصعيدي إلى شقته فاستقبلته زوجته بوصلة من الشتائم فذهب فورا واحضر سكينا من المطبخ وذبحها بها وحفر تحت السرير ودفنها هناك



و بعد نصف ساعة جاءت الشرطة على الشقة واعتقلت الزوج الذى تعجب من السرعة الكبيرة في اكتشاف الجريمة وقال للضابط :-



أنا عملت كده لأني اعتقدت أن البوليس عندنا مش حيكتشف الجريمة ابدا زي الراجل الأمريكاني اللي في الجريدة ذي ,, دول في أمريكا ماكتشفوش الجريمة إلا بعد 25 سنة



أجاب الضابط بعد أن تصفح الجريدة :-أصل الراجل الأمريكاني كان ساكن في الدور الأرضي ,, وأنت ساكن في الدور الخامس



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