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قلك واحد حابس أراد أن ينتحر فرآه صديقه فذهب إليه مسرعا وقالو :خويا علاه راك حاب تنتحر ؟ فأجابه:لأنني حابس وما نعرف والو .. فقال له صديقه : سوف أبين لك بأنك ماكش حابس ..وسقساه على حاجة مدورة وبيضة ؟ فقال له الحابس :مانيش عارف .فأجابه صديقه بأنها حبة بيض ..ثم سأله سؤال ثاني و قالو :2مدورين و بيّض ؟ فقال له الحابس: مانيش عارف . فأجابه صديقه بأنهما 2 حبات بيض ..ثم سأله سؤال ثالث و قالو:حيوان عندو الصوف وعندو القرون ويقول بععع؟فأجابه الحابس : إيه مالا 3حبات بيض...هههههههه
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قلك وحد المرة إجتمع عباقرة العالم و إخترعوا حاسوب يمكنه الإجابة على أي سؤال .....أتوا 3 أغبياء كي يجربوه وبدأ الأول يسأل في الحاسوب فيجيبه الحاسوب بسرعة ثم جاء الثاني لكن الحاسوب أذكى منه ...إلى أن جاء الثالث و هو أغبى الأغبياء فكتب شيئا فإذا بالحاسوب يحترق ولما سألوه قلهم (كتبت للحاسوب أن هناك حقلا طوله 700م وعرضه 200م .ما هو عمر الفلاح؟ ) ....هههههه
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قلك واحد حابس راح يدير السكنار على راسو فكتبلو السكنار no disk ....ههههههه
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قلك واحد مشي شباب راح يشوف روحو في المرايا فقالتو المرايا :نعتذر عن الصورة...ههههههه
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قلك واحد حابس كان يمشي حتى صاب ورقة تاع تريسنتي فراح خلصها....هههههههه
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قلك واحد حابس جاء يذبح جاجة تاع تريسينتي .راح طفى الكونتور...ههههههه
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قلك واحد حابس خلاصتلو القرعة تاع الغاز أيا عضها ....هههههه

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