نكتة حصرية لمنتدى الشروق

[djazayri]

قالك العلماء تع ألمانيا واليابان والصين تعاونو باش يخترعو آلة عجيبة تنفّذ أي حاجة يقولها مولاها ، يعني اللي يشريها...
شراها عليهم واحد قبايلي ، وكي خلصهم عطاوهالو وعطاولو معاها لا قارونتي وخذمات ما بعد البيع...
السيد كي جابها مازادش نهار وعيطلهم، قالهم الماشينة تاعكم هادي مغشوشة...
قالولو علاش؟، قالهم أنا كي نكون نخدم بيها تبدا تجري مورايا وتحب تاكلني...
الجوابنة قالولو " آآآآآو ، سبحان الله...كيفاش هادا؟"...
قالهم :" جميع ليمان غير مانزيد عليكم كلمة"...
هوما قالولو خلاص حطها وروح دوك نشوفو المشكلة تاعها ومبعد نرجعولك دراهمك...
كي كانو يتشاورو ما بيناتهم، حارو كيفاش آلة خاسرين عليها خبرة تع سنين واعوام، اون بلوس مجربة وغير هادا الجزايري اللي لقا فيها ديفو...واحد فيهم قالهم لازم نديرو اونكات ( يعني تحري) على طريقة استعمالو للآلة...
كي دارو التحقيق تاعهم لقاو المشكل طبعا واللي هو:
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السي الزبون كان يقوللها:
" أعصريني حبة قارص".

[فواز الجزائري]

ههههههههههههه والله ماحق عليك ..

[djazayri]

ههههههههههههه والله ماحق عليك ..
رانا نقصرو علاش ماشي حق عليا ( على الحقّ راو يأذن :)).

[salam08]

ههههههههههههههههههههههه
و الله غير قتلتني بالضحك أخي جزايري و ضحكت كامل العايلة ....فكرتني بواحد القريب تاعنا قبايلي باش يقول لزوجته اقليلي بيضة يقولها
اقنيني بيضة
هههههههههههههههههههههه

[djazayri]

ههههههههههههههههههههههه
و الله غير قتلتني بالضحك أخي جزايري و ضحكت كامل العايلة ....فكرتني بواحد القريب تاعنا قبايلي باش يقول لزوجته اقليلي بيضة يقولها
اقنيني بيضة
هههههههههههههههههههههه


الله يدوّم لكم الضحك والفرح أخت سلام...

[dida32]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mala howa ylik ytsna3 machi heia

[djazayri]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mala howa ylik ytsna3 machi heia
كشغل هكداك...:)

[فارس العاصمي]

ههههههههههه
ويحك راك تضجك على القبايل
ذكرتني بجدي الله يرحموا كان لا يجيد التكلم بالعربية جيدا كان يقول مثلا في مكان "اشري يقول اشريني خبزة" او جيبني الماء " رحمه الله

[djazayri]

ههههههههههه
ويحك راك تضجك على القبايل
ذكرتني بجدي الله يرحموا كان لا يجيد التكلم بالعربية جيدا كان يقول مثلا في مكان "اشري يقول اشريني خبزة" او جيبني الماء " رحمه الله
ربي يرحمو ويوسّع عليه.

[بـــروال آمـــال]

هاهاهاهاههاها

دركا عقلهم راحو حبس

شكراااااااااااااا

[أمـال الجـــــزائر]

شكرا على الدعابة اخي

[نوركيم]

شكرا جزائري . ........ جميلة النكتة .


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[djazayri]

هاهاهاهاههاها

دركا عقلهم راحو حبس

شكراااااااااااااا

شكرا على الدعابة اخي

شكرا جزائري . ........ جميلة النكتة .


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آمال وأمال وحكيم...العفو، سررت بمروركم.

[رحيل]

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله وبركاته

اكيد مخترع النكتة يشاهد مسلسل "اخام ندا مزيان"

[djazayri]

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله وبركاته

اكيد مخترع النكتة يشاهد مسلسل "اخام ندا مزيان"

وعليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته...
سبحان الله، كيفاش عرفتي؟!!!!
ههههههه.

[رحيل]

وعليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته...
سبحان الله، كيفاش عرفتي؟!!!!
ههههههه.


لا يمكن ان يهتدي شخص الى هذه النكتة الا اذا كان يستمع كثيرا الى اشخاص يتحدثون بتلك الطريقة
او انه مواضب على تتبع الدا مزيان على القناة الثالثة ...
و الله اعلم

[djazayri]

لا يمكن ان يهتدي شخص الى هذه النكتة الا اذا كان يستمع كثيرا الى اشخاص يتحدثون بتلك الطريقة
او انه مواضب على تتبع الدا مزيان على القناة الثالثة ...
و الله اعلم


امممم،تقريبا...

[بانا]

هههههههههههههه

عقلية dz
444
merci

[djazayri]

هههههههههههههه

عقلية dz
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merci
بلا مزية...

[أبو محمود]

قولها الفارس دريني كاسكروت ذك تشوف هههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[djazayri]

قولها الفارس دريني كاسكروت ذك تشوف هههههههههههههههههههههههههه

هههههههههههه...

[meryouma*]

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
مشكور اخي على الموضوع

[djazayri]

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
مشكور اخي على الموضوع
بلا مزية...

[تـقــ الله ــــوى]

هذا يعني ان الجزائرييين يسناو كلش طايب !!!

[djazayri]

هذا يعني ان الجزائرييين يسناو كلش طايب !!!
نتي في واد والنكتة في واد...:8::2:

[بدر خان]

ههههههههههههههههههههه شكرا

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