الماسنجر ايام الجاهلية [الأرشيف] - منتديات الشروق أونلاين

sarita mimi

13-10-2012, 08:53 AM

ابا جهل : مرحباً يا ابا لهب ......

ابا لهب : عمت مساءا يا ابا جهل .. كيف حالك هذا المساء ؟

ابا جهل : اين انت يا ابا لهب لا اراك في "شات عكرمــة" هذه الايام ؟!!!

ابا لهب : انا لم ابرح خيمتي منذ ايام يا صاح ..

ابا جهل : ولماذا ؟
ابا لهب : تبا لكمبيوتري دخله فيروس من النوع الحبشي وضرب اللوحة الام مع اني
وضعت له مقاوم للفيروسات الحبشية .. ولكن تبا لهذا المقاوم ... فقمت بتغيرها من عند
وكالة (( مسيلمة الكذاب )) ..

ابا جهل : لو اعلمتني لكنت اتيت معك لانني اعرفه فهو من رجال عشيرتنا .

ابا لهب : ولكن قل لي .. هل سأل عني أحد في " دار عكاظ كوفي نت " ؟

ابا جهل : ثكلتك امك ...ان لك شعبيه كبيره يا ابا لهب . ..سألت عنك عبسه بنت جرير
.. وجدناها اتت ببعيرها وتقول بانها قلقه عليك لانك لم تفتح "الماسنجر " منذ
اسبوعين
ابا لهب : عبسه بنت جرير ..تباً لها ..انني اكرهها ..
قل لهم سأكون " اون لاين "..بعد ما انتهي من الورشة لان بها فرسي واعمل لها (
التشييك ) .. ووغيار الزيوت .. و كيف حال ابنك جهل يا ابا جهل ؟

ابا جهل :اااه يا ابا لهب أكاد أجن منه , البارحة اخذ فرسي خلسة و راح يفحط فيه .
.. كاد ان يرتكب حادث فظيع ... و لكن ماذا سنفعل انه مجرد ولد طائش .. وانت ما
اخبار لهب معك ؟

ابا لهب : لقد ارسلته الى الجيش لكي يؤدي الخدمه الالزامية و ووضعنا له واسطة لكي
يكون بالقرب من مضاربنا ... و اختصاصه الرماح طويلة المدى .

ابا جهل :حسناً حسناً يا صديقي .. استاذنك لاني سأذهب لأرد على بعض المواضيع في
منتديات (( قريش دوت كوم ... ))

ابا لهب : أني سيرفس ...

ابا جهل : ثانكيو ياعزيزي

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