دعاء الطالب قبل بدأ الامتحان ههههه

[yacine saadaoui]

اللة أكبر كبيرا
دخلت الأمتحان بلا تحظيرا
كان السؤال الأول عسيرا
والسؤال الثاني لم اجد لة تفسيرا
والسؤال الثالث كاد عقلي ان يطيرا

اللهم عذب المدرسين و المدرسات الأحياء منهم و الأموات

اللهم أحرق دفتر العلامات وحول الأصفار إلى مئات

اللهم عذب مدرس العلوم واحصره بين الفم و البلعوم

اللهم عذب مدرس العربي واكسر على رأسه الكرسي

اللهم عذب مدرس التجاري واجعله كالصرصور في المجاري

اللهم عذب مدرس الصناعي واصعقه بالتيار الكهربائي

اللهم عذب مدرس الحساب واحبسه في أسفل السرداب

اللهم عذب مدرس الأحياء واحصره بين الأرض و السماء

اللهم عذب مدرس الإنجيليزي بكوز هي از كريزي

اللهم عذب مدرس الكيمياء واجعله سخرية للنساء

اللهم عذب مدرس الفيزياء وحوله أمام الناس إلى مومياء

اللهم عذب مدرس الرياضيات بأن يخيس ويموت في غرفة العمليات

اللهم عذب مدرس الجغرافيا لأنه كان عضواً في المافيا

اللهم عذب مدرس التاريخ واقذفه بعيداً إلى المريخ

اللهم عذب مدرس الرياضة وألبسه هافاً وحفاظه

اللهم عذب مدرس الفنية واجعله بطريقاً في البرية

اللهم عذب مدرس الفرنسي واتركه مائدة عند اسرائيلي

اللهم عذب مدرس الإرصاد واجعله يطير من أول إعصار

اللهم عذب مدرس الإقتصاد واجعل في شعره الجراد

اللهم عذب مدرس الدين لأنه كان من الكافرين

اللهم عذب مدرس الوطنية لأنه كان مخرباً في السعودية

اللهم عذب مدرس الجيولجية واجعله من الأحجار الجيرية

اللهم عذب مدرس القراءة واحصره بين الأميين في البراحة

اللهم عذب مدرس الإملاء وحوله إلى أعمى سوال

اللهم عذب مدرس الأشغال واجعله كرتوناً في التلفاز

اللهم عذب مدرس الحديث واجعل في جسمه البراغيث

اللهم عذب مدرس الإنشاء وحوله إلى دودة خرقاء

اللهم عذب رائد النشاط لأنه كثير المخاط

اللهم أعط الطالب الشجاعة ليحرق المدرسة بالغاز والولاعة

اللهم أعط المدرس ضربة قوية واجعله يطيح في صفرية

اللهم أعط المدرسة قنبلة ذرية والمدير سكتة قلبية

والطالب عطلة صيفية والوكيل بوسة هندية

والمرشد براطم مطوية وأعط لسانه عطلة أبدية

ولا تنسى أن تقذف الناظر وأن تحبسه في المخافر

وإذا ضربك المدرس باليمين فرد عليه الضربة بالطين

اللهم وضح خط البرشومة واجعل حياة المراقبين مشؤومة

اللهم قرب زميلي مني وأبعد المفتشين عني

إن الطالب بلا غش كالطائر بلا عش

خذ الصفر ولا تبالي فإن الصفر من شيم الرجالي

[مشتاق لأخي]

ههههههههههههههههههه

هادي نتاع عادل إمام

لكن أبدعت خويا ، تحية تليق

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