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نكت 2013

لو انت سابق سنك وعصرك واوانك وغاوي تجديد وترويش وخلافه عليك باجمل نكت 2013 انسى نكت 2012 خلاص عيش مع نكت 2013 يعني خزن قبل ما تبقى بفلوس.
كن اول من يعرف ويشوف نكت 2013 يمكن فيهم قديمة وجديدة جامدة قصيرة نص نص بس كله يمشي في بكره تشح من السوق .
واكيد مما لا شك فيه ان نكت 2013 تموت من الضحك ومنها نكت مصرية 2013 (http://www.masreat.com/%D9%86%D9%83%D8%AA-%D9%85%D8%B5%D8%B1%D9%8A%D8%A9-2013/) على مضحكة يعني عيش حياتك ارمي نكت 2012 ورا ضهرك دلوقتي خلاص نزلت نكت ٢٠١٣ :
اجمل نكت 2013




واحد اشترى غسالة فول أوتوماتيك مراته عزمت الجيران علشان يشوفوها ز تغيظهم حطت في الغسالة 20 كيلو غسيل والغسالة المسكينة بتاخد بس 7 كيلو وشغلتها والجيران باركولها وعزمتهم على كوباية شاي وبعد شوية الغسالة بدأت تنشف…… الغسيل ومن كتر الحمل عليها قعدت تتحرك ناحية البلكونة شفتها مرات صاحبنا قامت جريت عليها وقالت لها والله ماانت نشره الغسيل أنا اللي حنشره
مره واحد مستعبط اتجوز وحده مستعبطه… خلفو عيال مستهبله… استعبط الاب وعمل نفسه ميت..استهبلو العيالودفنوه.
واحدة مصرية ماشية في امريكا فواحد عاكسها فقالتلو: ((collect your self azarwise I will collect za street on you , your mother’s soul )) الترجمة بالعربي : لم نفسك بدل ما ألم الشارع عليك يا روح أمك
مدرس انجليزي بيقول لطالب لو عايز تقول لواحد تعالا هنا بالانجليزي حتقولو إيه ؟ قالو حقوله : كام هير ، قالو طب لو عايز تقولو يرجع تاني حتقولو إيه ؟؟ قالو : الف من الناحية التانية واقولو : كام هير .
مره جماعه مساطيل قاعدين فى خيمه ليها بابين بيحششوا وكانوا عايزين كبريت راحوا بعتوا واحد ( مسطول طبعا ) يجبلهم كبريت راح خارج من الباب ودخلهم من الباب التانى وسالهم: الاقى معاكم كبريت . قالولوا تعال اقعد احنا لسه باعتين واحد يجيب لما يجى ابقى خد منه
حمار وحشي و حمار عادي كانوا بيتسابقوا اول ما بدء السباق الحمار الوحشي جري والعادي متحركشي سالوه مجرتش ليه قالهم و الله ما انا متحرك من مكاني الا لما تجيبولي ترينج زيه
مره مدرس بيسأل الطالبه بتعملو ايه لما بتروحو…؟واحد قال انا بروح اتفرج على التليفزيون وانزل لاحمد بتاع الحشيش…والثانى قاله انا يروح العب كوره واروح لاحمد بتاع الحشيش… والثالث قاله انا بروح اصلى وافرأ قرأن واذاكر… فا المدرس فرح اوى وخده بالحضن وسأله انت اسمك ايه؟ قاله انا احمد بتاع الحشيش
مرة واحد سافر لأمريكا ولما رجع اصحابه سألوه :ايه ايه الي لفت نظرك هناك,فقال:انا شوفت العجب في امريكا تخيلو العيل الي عندو تلات سنين بيتكلم انجليزي
احد بيقول لصاحبه: شايف الست اللى واقفة هناك دى؟بتضرب كل يوم جوزها بالجزمةقال له: وعرفت ازاي؟رد: أصلها مراتي
واحد بلدياتنا واقف بيقلع هدومه فى ميدان التحرير .ولما الناس سألوه بتعمل ايهقالهم اصل الكمسرى قالى عشان اروح
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[michou M]

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[cabmide]

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مشكووور
لكن اللغة المصرية
كاينين لي مافهمتهمش
وش بيك يا صهيب موقوف في منتدى الشروق

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