رجل طلق زوجته لانها............ [الأرشيف] - منتديات الشروق أونلاين

waho lola

14-02-2013, 08:40 PM

مرحبا كيفيكم يا رب تكونوا بخيير

جبتلكم قصه مضحكه جدا لرجل طلق زوجته .. لا لعيب خلقي فيها وانما

لأنه يعتقد بأنها نذير شؤم عليه

...ففي المحكمة...وقف الزوج امام القاضييحكي ويشكي ويشرح *

أسباب ودوافع الطلاق حتى لم يدع شيئا لم يقله ..
بينما وقفت الزوجة الصامته ولم تنطق بكلمة ... قال الزوج .. تصوريا

سيادة القاضي .. اول يوم رأيتها فيه كانت في زيارة الى بيت الجيران

فأوقفت سيارتي عند الباب الخلفي وذهبت لأتلصص من بعيد، وما هي الا

ثوان

حتى سمعت صوت اصطدام عظيم فهرعت لأجد عربة جمع القمامة قد هشمت سيارتي.

وفي اليوم الذي ذهب اهلي لخطبتها..توفيت والدتي في الطريق وتحول
المشوار .. من منزلالعروسالى مدافن العائلة .. وفي فترة الخطوبة
كنت كل مرة اصطحبها إلى السوقيلتقطني الرادار. واذا حدث وخففت
السرعة
استلمت مخالفة مرورية بسبب وقوف في مكان ممنوع !! فهل هذا طبيعي سيادة القاضي ..؟!
ويوم العرسشب حريقهائل في منزل الجيران، فامتدت النيران الى
منزلنا

والتهمت جانبا كبيرا من المطبخوفي اليوم التالي جاء والدي لزيارتنا

فكسرتساقه، بعد ان تدحرج من فوق السلم ودخل المستشفى وهناك قالوا لنا
انه مصاب بداء السكري على الرغم من تمتعه بصحة جيدة وأخذناه للعلاجإلى
الخارج ولم يعد يومها للبلاد...الى الآن. وكلما جاء اخي وزوجته
لزيارتنا، دب خلاف مفاجئ بينهما، واشتعلت المشاجرات واقسم عليها بالعودة
الى بيت اهلها. وكانت كل عائلة تهمس لي بأن زوجتي هي سبب المصائب التي
تهبط علينا، لكنني لم اكن اصدق فهي زوجة رائعةوبها كل الصفات التي
يتمناها كل شاب ... لكن يا سيادة القاضي .. بدأت ألاحظ إن حالتي المادية
في تدهور مستمر وأن راتبي بالكاد يكفي مصاريف الشهر، وبالامس فقط، فقدت
وظيفتي .. فقررت الا ابقى هذه الزوجة على ذمتي ...!
فأمر القاضي أن يرد زوجته الى عصمته وأقنعه بأن كل هذه الحوادث طبيعية
لا دخل لها فيها، وأن تشاؤمه منها مبعثه اللمز المتواصل عنها. لكن قبل
ان يغادر الرجل القاعة مع زوجته، تسلم القاضي رسالة بإنهاء خدماته ..
فعاد القاضي ونادى على الزوج .. وقال له .. اقولك .. طلقها يا ابني ..
طلقها .. طلقها بسرعة.
ههههههههه

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