نكتة الموسم

[دائمة الذكر]

كان رجل يتمشى في حديقة في نيويورك ..

وفجأة رأى كلب يهجم على فتاة صغيرة فركض
الرجـل نحــو الفتاه،،، وبدأ عــراكه مـع

الكلب حتى قتله ، وأنقذ حياة ‏الفتاه
الصغيرة ...
في هذه الأثناء كان رجل شرطة يراقب ما حدث،
فاتجه الشرطي نحو الرجل

وقال له ‏أنت حقا بطل ! غدا سنقرأ الخبر في
الجريدة تحت عنوان ' رجل شجاع من

نيويورك ينقذ حياة فتاة صغيرة من كلب هائج

أجاب الرجل :' لكن أنا لست من نيويورك
رد الشرطي إذا سيكون الخبرعلى النحو
التالي '

رجل أمريكي شجاع أنقذ حياة فتاة صغيرة من
كلب هائج'. رد الرجل:' أنا لست أمريكيا

قال الشرطي مستغربا :' من تكون ؟'.
أجاب الرجل :' أنا عربي '.

في اليوم التالي ظهر الخبر في الجريدة على
النحو التالي :

متطرف إسلامي يقتل كلب أمريكي بريء

[samisat]

ههههههههههههههههه
شكرااااا ليك

[عبدو الزاهي]

لا أدري هل هي نكتة أم مذا هل نضحك ام نبكي

[منال لينا]

نكتة الموسم كنت ساسئلك موسم الصيف ام الخريف و لما قرات الحديقة عرفت بانها في موسم الربيع لكنها قديمة و ماشي مسيرجة

[المشرف العام]

تستحق النشر على الجريدة الورقية الاسبوع القادم

[لولو محبوبة]

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
شكراااااااااااااا

[جزائرية ونص.]

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مي قديمة

بارك الله فيك

[إخلاص]

شرّ البريّة ما يُضحك:14:
لعنة الله عليهم
قبلاتي غاليتي

[مُسلِمة]

إنها ليست نكتة و لكنها واقع
لسنا نعيشه فقط مع الإمريكان
ولكن هنا في ديارنا
شكرا أم هديلو

[داليا شيح]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
الاجنبين يحترموهم
اما العرب مكانش عندهم
قديمة مي ميرسي

[NATASHA SWEET]

عههههههههههههههههه هذا يدل على ان
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