تفضلو مجموعة نكت عن الزواج

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تفضلو مجموعة نكت عن الزواج



والد الخطيبة: هل تستطيع أن تصرف على عائلة؟ الخطيب :أخبرتك أني أريد أن أتزوج ابنتك وحدها !!
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الزوجة منذرة زوجها : سأتركك إذا لم تترك الشراب ..سيكون هذا صعب عليك أليس كذلك؟ الزوج طبعاً سأفتقد إليك كثيراً.
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سألت الزوجة الشابة زوجها : ماذا حل بزوجتيك السابقتين؟ فقال : الأولى
تسممت بعدأن أكلت الفطر. فقالت : والثانية؟ قال : كسر بالجمجمة ........بعد
أن رفضت أكل الفطر.



العروس اغفر لي يا حبيبي أريد أن أصارحك بشئ. وما هو؟ أسناني اصطناعية !
العريس : الحمد لله الآن أستطيع أن أخلع أرجلي الإصطناعية وعيني الزجاجية .


والد العروس : لاحظ أن ابنتي لن تأخذ مني قرشاً إلا بعد وفاتي .. العريس الفقير : لا بأس أنا مستعد للإنتظار !!



الخطيب:ألا يمكن أن تتساهل في المهر قليلاً؟ والد العروس الساعاتي:لايمكن,فابنتي جميلة ومتعلمة ومضمونة 12 سنة



العروس الجديدة:هل أعجبتك هذه الأكلة؟ العريس الجديد:جداًً العروس:لو أعملها لك كل يوم ماذا آخذ؟ العريس:تأخذين عمري على طول



الأول:صديقنا تزوج أمس.. الثاني:بيستاهل.. عمري ما حبيته!



العروس:قلي كلمة حلوة يا حبيبي.. العريس:بقلاوة..



زوجة قالت لزوجها: قلى كلمة حلوه قالها: بسبوسة قالت يا راجل قلى كلمة
تهزني..قالها: مرجيحة ..قالت له :حرام عليك قلى كلمة تشعرنى انى مراتك ....
قالها : انتى طالق



في وحدة تبلغ عن أختفاء زوجها فضابط المركز قاللها شنو أوصاف زوجك قالت
عيونة خضر وشعره أشقر وبشرته بيضاء صاح الطفل لاماما هذا مو بابا قالتلها
أسكت لك بلكي يبدلوه



حذفت من قبل المشرف



صرصور تزوج ناموسه بعد أسبوع طلقها ليش ؟ ذبحته بالمص!



في رجل سعيد تزوج امراه تعيسه جابو ولد سموه يا فرحه ما تمت

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