نكت من اختياركم

[afafsedr]

اليوم خاوتي راح نديرو شوي ضحك يعني لازم كل واحد يدير نكتة ولا حكاية مضحكة

[لولو محبوبة]

اوكي انا نبدا


كان الحلاق شادد مغناطيس على راس زبون معبي بالشعر تعجب الزبون و قالو: واش تعمل ؟ قالو الحلاق: انحوّس على المقص!!!

[afafsedr]

ههههههههههههههههه تهبل
قالك واحد شاف طفلة قالها تعيشي استني تشوفك ماما هي شكت في روحها بقى يحاول حتى قبلت هي قالت باينة راح تشوفني باش تخطبني كي خرجت ماماه قالها شوفي ماما جيبيلي واحدة كيما هك بعد بصح شوي طويلة عليها

[لولو محبوبة]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
هههههههههههههههههههههههـه
هايلة

[لولو محبوبة]

زوج مزطولين يلعبوا في الشطرنج

كل ما يموت جندي يقراو عليه الفاتحة

[douce fleur]

و الله هيا ادي هههههههههههههههههههه

[douce fleur]

قلك واحد زوج تلاثة...نتمسخر هادي مارقة صح اي ليكم وحده:
قلك واحد سقسا امام قلة معلش نصلي وراء التلفاز خاطر انا فنيان...رد عليه قلو كان عندك فريجيدار لبسو لكحل و طوف بيه
ههههههههههههههه

[لولو محبوبة]

هادي فووووووووووووور
اسمعي هادي
جزائري قال لانجليزي لوكان تعطونا الصحراء نرجعوها نيويورك...................................قال الجزائري لوكان تعطولنا نيويورك نرجعوها صحراء
هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه ههههه

[afafsedr]

شوفي هذي راي بايخة و قديمة
قالك واحد قالولوا واش اسموا كريستيانو قالهم صالح قالولو كيفاه عرفت قالهم ديما يقول حفيظ(المعلق) الكرة لصالح كريستيانو

ايا نبداو بالمساطة
قالك واحد مرض مات

[لولو محبوبة]

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
قالك واحد العجوز تكذب بزاف بعثها ابنها للحج قال بالاك تنقّص شوية من الكذب
وكي رجعت قاللها يا مّا احكيلنا واش شفتِ في الحج
قاتلو كي رجعنا حبساتلنا الطيارة في نص الطريق ومن بعد شبعنا دزان ههههه

[cabmide]

-فيه حكم ساحة دخل الملعب ما وجد رجال الخطوط .. راح يدور عليهم .. فوجد اثنين برا .. فا أعطاهم الأعلام وحطهم في أماكنهم في الملعب وقال لهم : إذا فيه فاول ارفعوا العلم .. بدت المباراة .. الجمهور تهاوشوا رفع واحد من الحكام العلم وجاه حكم الساحة وقاله : ليش رفعت العلم ؟ قال : اللي فوقنا تهاوشوا ! قاله : عليك باللي داخل الملعب بس

[cabmide]

واحد قاعد يسمع تعليق مباراة مع صاحبه .. سمع المعلق يقول : دربكه في نص الملعب _ دربكه بين اللاعبين – دربكه قرب منطقة الجزاء – يا ساتر .. دربكه أمام المرمى
يا سلااااااام .. أخيراً هدف جميل جداً من دربكه أمام المرمى
المستمع قال لصاحبه : ( دربكه ) هذا لاعب نشيط وممتاز ليش ما يضموه للمنتخب ؟

[cabmide]

1-فيه واحد دخل الملعب بعلم اسود ...ليييييييش ؟
يشجع الحكم



2-لاعب حظه أقشر .. سجل هدف .. ويوم عادوها بالحركة البطيئة .. طلعت أوت



3-واحد دخل الملعب ومعاه ملعقة .. لييييش ؟؟
عشان يحرك اللعب


4-لاعب ألعاب قوى راح للدكتور عشان فيه انفلونزا ... قاس الدكتور الحراره ولقاها 40 درجة ... قام سأله اللاعب : طيب .. وكم الرقم القياسي ؟؟


5-مهاجم خطير دخل الملعب وهو متلثم .... ليييييييش ؟
لانه خايف من المراقبة


6-فيه حكم ساحة دخل الملعب ما وجد رجال الخطوط .. راح يدور عليهم .. فوجد اثنين برا .. فا أعطاهم الأعلام وحطهم في أماكنهم في الملعب وقال لهم : إذا فيه فاول ارفعوا العلم .. بدت المباراة .. الجمهور تهاوشوا رفع واحد من الحكام العلم وجاه حكم الساحة وقاله : ليش رفعت العلم ؟ قال : اللي فوقنا تهاوشوا ! قاله : عليك باللي داخل الملعب بس

[afafsedr]

هههههههههههههههههههههههه شكرا على المرور

[دائمة الذكر]

عفوفة و البنات الحلوات، و الله لكم وحشة ،

[the.edge]

مذكرة تخرج (https://www.sahla-dz.com/)
ميموار (https://www.sahla-dz.com/)
دكتوراه (https://lmd.sahla-dz.com/)
محاضرات (https://lmd.sahla-dz.com/)
Remote Work (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/)
Freelance (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/)
بحث جاهز بالمنهجية العلمية (https://ba7thi.sahla-dz.com/)
بحث pdf word (https://ba7thi.sahla-dz.com/)
psychologie (https://www.activemindly.com/)
psychologiques (https://www.activemindly.com/)
countries remote business lifestyle year (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/7-best-countries-for-remote-business-lifestyle-this-year/)
real pros cons working freelancing (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-real-pros-and-cons-of-working-in-freelancing/)
proven ways money through remote income (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/10-proven-ways-to-make-money-through-remote-income/)
freelance skills sustainable long term expert insights (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-freelance-skills-sustainable-long-term-expert-insights/)
people choosing digital nomad traditional (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/why-more-people-are-choosing-digital-nomad-over-traditional-jobs/)
balance life productivity while doing remote income (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-balance-life-and-productivity-while-doing-remote-income/)
countries remote business lifestyle year (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/10-best-countries-for-remote-business-lifestyle-this-year/)
remote career certifications boost profile 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/best-remote-career-certifications-to-boost-your-profile-in-2025/)
countries online lifestyle year (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/7-best-countries-for-online-jobs-lifestyle-this-year/)
countries online lifestyle year (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/5-best-countries-for-online-jobs-lifestyle-this-year/)
start successful home career without prior experience (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-start-a-successful-work-from-home-career-without-prior-experience/)
platforms find location independence opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/top-10-platforms-to-find-location-independence-opportunities-in-2025/)
avoiding burnout while working location independence (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/avoiding-burnout-while-working-in-location-independence-3-tips/)
avoiding burnout while working home (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/avoiding-burnout-while-working-in-work-from-home-12-tips/)
remote career tells when getting started (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/remote-career-what-no-one-tells-you-when-youre-getting-started/)
digital nomad right signs ready (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-digital-nomad-right-for-you-15-signs-youre-ready/)
start successful freelancing career without prior experience (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-start-a-successful-freelancing-career-without-prior-experience/)
step-by-step plan launch remote career career days (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/step-by-step-plan-to-launch-your-remote-career-career-in-30-days/)
home sustainable long term expert insights (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-work-from-home-sustainable-long-term-expert-insights/)
digital nomad sustainable long term expert insights (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-digital-nomad-sustainable-long-term-expert-insights/)
people choosing remote traditional (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/why-more-people-are-choosing-remote-work-over-traditional-jobs/)
platforms find remote opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/top-5-platforms-to-find-remote-work-opportunities-in-2025/)
avoiding burnout while working digital nomad (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/avoiding-burnout-while-working-in-digital-nomad-10-tips/)
wish knew before becoming remote business worker (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/what-i-wish-i-knew-before-becoming-a-remote-business-worker/)
people choosing home traditional (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/why-more-people-are-choosing-work-from-home-over-traditional-jobs/)
platforms find remote opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/top-7-platforms-to-find-remote-work-opportunities-in-2025/)
earned 5000 month freelance skills journey (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-i-earned-5000-month-with-freelance-skills-my-journey/)
balance life productivity while doing home (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-balance-life-and-productivity-while-doing-work-from-home/)
debunking myths remote income careers (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/debunking-myths-about-remote-income-careers/)
freelancing sustainable long term expert insights (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-freelancing-sustainable-long-term-expert-insights/)
countries location independence lifestyle year (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/5-best-countries-for-location-independence-lifestyle-this-year/)
proven ways money through online (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/7-proven-ways-to-make-money-through-online-jobs/)
earned 5000 month digital nomad journey (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-i-earned-5000-month-with-digital-nomad-my-journey/)
find legitimate digital nomad opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-find-legitimate-digital-nomad-opportunities-in-2025/)
find legitimate online opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-find-legitimate-online-jobs-opportunities-in-2025/)
avoiding burnout while working remote (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/avoiding-burnout-while-working-in-remote-work-5-tips/)
platforms find digital nomad opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/top-12-platforms-to-find-digital-nomad-opportunities-in-2025/)
freelancing certifications boost profile 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/best-freelancing-certifications-to-boost-your-profile-in-2025/)
start successful remote business career without prior (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-start-a-successful-remote-business-career-without-prior-experience/)
people choosing location independence traditional (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/why-more-people-are-choosing-location-independence-over-traditional-jobs/)
earned 5000 month online journey (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-i-earned-5000-month-with-online-jobs-my-journey/)
debunking myths remote careers (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/debunking-myths-about-remote-work-careers/)
freelancing tells when getting started (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/freelancing-what-no-one-tells-you-when-youre-getting-started/)
ultimate beginner location independence (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-ultimate-beginners-guide-to-location-independence/)
location independence sustainable long term expert insights (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-location-independence-sustainable-long-term-expert-insights/)
debunking myths digital nomad careers (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/debunking-myths-about-digital-nomad-careers/)
avoiding burnout while working remote income (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/avoiding-burnout-while-working-in-remote-income-10-tips/)
ultimate beginner freelancing (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-ultimate-beginners-guide-to-freelancing/)
ultimate beginner online (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-ultimate-beginners-guide-to-online-jobs/)
find legitimate freelance skills opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-find-legitimate-freelance-skills-opportunities-in-2025/)
remote sustainable long term expert insights (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-remote-work-sustainable-long-term-expert-insights/)
people choosing remote career traditional (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/why-more-people-are-choosing-remote-career-over-traditional-jobs/)
zero pro first months doing digital nomad (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/from-zero-to-pro-my-first-10-months-doing-digital-nomad/)
step-by-step plan launch home career days (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/step-by-step-plan-to-launch-your-work-from-home-career-in-30-days/)
real pros cons working remote business (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-real-pros-and-cons-of-working-in-remote-business/)
ultimate beginner remote business (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-ultimate-beginners-guide-to-remote-business/)
countries location independence lifestyle year (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/3-best-countries-for-location-independence-lifestyle-this-year/)
platforms find remote income opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/top-10-platforms-to-find-remote-income-opportunities-in-2025/)
wish knew before becoming home worker (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/what-i-wish-i-knew-before-becoming-a-work-from-home-worker/)
zero pro first months doing online (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/from-zero-to-pro-my-first-3-months-doing-online-jobs/)
find legitimate remote career opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-find-legitimate-remote-career-opportunities-in-2025/)
people choosing remote income traditional (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/why-more-people-are-choosing-remote-income-over-traditional-jobs/)
remote career right signs ready (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-remote-career-right-for-you-5-signs-youre-ready/)
digital nomad tells when getting started (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/digital-nomad-what-no-one-tells-you-when-youre-getting-started/)
avoid mistakes when starting remote career (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/avoid-these-7-mistakes-when-starting-in-remote-career/)
start successful online career without prior experience (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-start-a-successful-online-jobs-career-without-prior-experience/)
real pros cons working remote career (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-real-pros-and-cons-of-working-in-remote-career/)
countries remote lifestyle year (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/3-best-countries-for-remote-work-lifestyle-this-year/)
earned 5000 month location independence journey (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-i-earned-5000-month-with-location-independence-my-journey/)
step-by-step plan launch location independence career days (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/step-by-step-plan-to-launch-your-location-independence-career-in-30-days/)
zero pro first months doing freelancing (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/from-zero-to-pro-my-first-3-months-doing-freelancing/)
real pros cons working online (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-real-pros-and-cons-of-working-in-online-jobs/)
platforms find freelancing opportunities 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/top-5-platforms-to-find-freelancing-opportunities-in-2025/)
ultimate beginner remote (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-ultimate-beginners-guide-to-remote-work/)
start successful remote income career without prior (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-start-a-successful-remote-income-career-without-prior-experience/)
avoiding burnout while working freelance skills (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/avoiding-burnout-while-working-in-freelance-skills-5-tips/)
zero pro first months doing freelancing (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/from-zero-to-pro-my-first-5-months-doing-freelancing/)
debunking myths home careers (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/debunking-myths-about-work-from-home-careers/)
countries remotely freelance translation visa options (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/best-countries-to-work-remotely-in-freelance-translation-with-visa-options/)
freelance translation good choice digital nomads 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-freelance-translation-a-good-choice-for-digital-nomads-in-2025/)
zero pro digital product selling days (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-go-from-zero-to-pro-in-digital-product-selling-in-90-days/)
market yourself clients ai-based remote (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-market-yourself-and-get-clients-in-ai-based-remote-jobs/)
real income reports earn affiliate marketing (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/real-income-reports-how-much-you-can-earn-in-affiliate-marketing/)
future remote project management trends need know (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-future-of-remote-project-management-trends-you-need-to-know/)
remote boards post verified ai-based remote gigs (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/3-remote-job-boards-that-post-verified-ai-based-remote-jobs-gigs-daily/)
data entry home profitable 2025 experts say (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-data-entry-from-home-still-profitable-in-2025-what-experts-say/)
remote project management good choice digital nomads (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-remote-project-management-a-good-choice-for-digital-nomads-in-2025/)
ecommerce home good choice digital nomads 2025 (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-ecommerce-from-home-a-good-choice-for-digital-nomads-in-2025/)
tools apps need thrive voice-over online (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-tools-and-apps-you-need-to-thrive-in-voice-over-jobs-online/)
digital marketing fastest growing work-from-home careers (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/why-digital-marketing-jobs-is-one-of-the-fastest-growing-work-from-home-careers/)
market yourself clients ecommerce home (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-market-yourself-and-get-clients-in-ecommerce-from-home/)
skills required digital product selling practical (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/what-skills-are-required-for-digital-product-selling-a-practical-guide/)
countries remotely remote design visa options (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/best-countries-to-work-remotely-in-remote-ux-ui-design-with-visa-options/)
real income reports earn remote sales (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/real-income-reports-how-much-you-can-earn-in-remote-sales-jobs/)
market yourself clients remote customer service (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-market-yourself-and-get-clients-in-remote-customer-service/)
first 1000 remote software development experience needed (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/how-to-make-your-first-1000-in-remote-software-development-no-experience-needed/)
avoid common mistakes freelance translation cost time (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/avoid-these-12-common-mistakes-in-freelance-translation-that-cost-you-time-and-money/)
freelancers share secrets succeeding freelance graphic design (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/12-freelancers-share-their-secrets-to-succeeding-in-freelance-graphic-design/)
truth working remote design expectations reality (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/the-truth-about-working-in-remote-ux-ui-design-expectations-vs-reality/)
ai-based remote profitable 2025 experts say (https://jobs.sahla-dz.com/is-ai-based-remote-jobs-still-profitable-in-2025-what-experts-say/)