ل سمحتم ادخلو والله متندمو [الأرشيف] - منتديات الشروق أونلاين

HADIL ROSA

17-04-2013, 08:26 PM

ي أن رجلاً كان خائفاً على زوجته بأنها لا تسمع جيداً وقد تفقد سمعها يوماً ما.

فقرر بأن يعرضها على طبيب أخصائي للأذن..
لما يعانيه من صعوبة القدرة على الاتصال معها.

وقبل ذلك فكر بأن يستشير ويأخذ رأي طبيب الأسرة قبل عرضها على أخصائي.

قابل دكتور الأسرة وشرح له المشكلة،
فأخبره الدكتور بأن هناك طريقة تقليدية لفحص درجة السمع عند الزوجة
وهي بأن يقف الزوج على بعد 40 قدماً من الزوجة ويتحدث معها بنبرة صوت طبيعية..

اذا استجابت لك والا أقترب 30 قدماً،

اذا استجابت لك والا أقترب 20 قدماً،

اذا استجابت لك والا أقترب 10 أقدام وهكذا حتى تسمعك.

وفي المساء دخل البيت ووجد الزوجة منهمكة في اعداد طعام العشاء في المطبخ،
> > فقال الآن فرصة سأعمل على تطبيق وصية الدكتور.

فذهب الى صالة الطعام وهي تبتعد تقريباً 40 قدماً،
ثم أخذ يتحدث بنبرة عادية وسألها :'ياحبيبتي..ماذا أعددت لنا من الطعام'.. ولم تجبه..!!

ثم أقترب 30 قدماً من المطبخ وكرر نفس السؤال:'ياحبيبتي..ماذا أعددت لنا من الطعام'.. ولم تجبه..!!

> > ثم أقترب 20 قدماً من المطبخ وكرر نفس السؤال:'ياحبيبتي..ماذا أعددت لنا من الطعام'.. ولم تجبه..!!

> > ثم أقترب 10 اقدام من المطبخ وكرر نفس السؤال:'ياحبيبتي..ماذا أعددت لنا من الطعام'.. ولم تجبه..!!

> > ثم دخل المطبخ ووقف خلفها وكرر نفس السؤال:'ياحبيبتي..ماذا أعددت لنا من الطعام'.

> > قالت له .......'ياحبيبي للمرة الخامسة أُجيبك... دجاج بالفرن'.
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(إن المشكلة ليست مع الآخرين أحياناً كما نظن.. ولكن قد تكون المشكلة معنا نحن..!!). منقولة بصراحة

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