ما عندوش الزهر هههههه طاح معانا [الأرشيف]

LunaAlgerie

05-05-2013, 12:14 PM

قصة حلاق عجوز في إيطاليا

جاءه يوم فلاح من الصين ليحلق عنده

وبعد ماقص شعره العجوز
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قال له الصيني كم حسابك ؟؟؟

فرد عليه العجوز : والله لن آخذ منك ولا فلس !!!

... وسأله الفلاح لماذا ؟؟

رد الحلاق العجوز :

انا احلق للناس لكي انفع المجتمع بشىء مفيد

ابتسم الفلاح وقال له : بصراحه أخجلتنى

وفى اليوم التالى

ولمّا جاء الحلاق ليفتح محله

وجد عند باب المحل ثلاث وردات بألوان مختلفة

و كارت مكتوب عليه تحياتي لك

وعرف ان الورد مرسل من الفلاح الصيني

وبعد كم يوم جاء تاجر ذهب من فرنسا لمحل الحلاق

وطلب منه انه يقص شعره

وبعد ما انتهى قال للحلاق كم حسابك؟؟

رد عليه العجوز: والله لن آخذ منك ولا فلس!!!

وسئله التاجر لماذا ؟؟

ورد الحلاق العجوز :

انا احلق للناس لكي انفع المجتمع بشىء مفيد

ابتسم التاجر وقال له بصراحه : أخجلتنى

وفى اليوم التالى

ولمن جاء الحلاق ليفتح محله

وجد عند باب المحل خاتم ذهب

وكارت مكتوب عليه تحياتي لك

وعرف ان الخاتم مرسل من التاجر الفرنسي

وذات يوم جاء لمحل الحلاق شاب جزائري وطلب من الحلاق انه يقص شعره

الجزائري قال للحلاق كم حسابك؟؟

فرد عليه العجوز : والله لن آخذ منك ولا فلس !!!

وسئله الجزائري لماذا ؟؟

رد
الحلاق العجوز :

انا احلق للناس لكي انفع المجتمع ويستنفع منّي

ابتسم الجزائري وقال له : بصراحه أخجلتني

وفى اليوم التالى

ولمّا جاء الحلاق ليفتح محله

وجد عند باب المحل
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