مـــــــــزح مع أختـــــــــه ....؟!!و يا ليته ما مزح معها

[نجمة الأمل]

مـــــــــزح مع أختـــــــــه ....؟!!

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اخبر اهله بأنه سينوي القيام بذلك ووعدهم ان يريهم اياه بعدما ينتهي منه

لكنه لا حظ على أخته التي كانت ترضع مولودها الحديث الولاده
بأنها لا ترغب أن تراه إن فعل ذلك
وهو متعود على ممازحتها وفعل المقالب بهاhttp://www.qassimy.com/st1/images/icon/4.gif
وشرح الارنب..
واحضره للبيت واتجه الى غرفة اخته التي كانت في فترة النفاس
تجلس عندهم..
ودخل الغرفه وبيده الارنب ليعاند اخته..
لكنه لم يجدها وسمع صوتها وهي تستحم في الحمام..
ووجد ابنها الرضيع على السرير..فحمل ابن اخته يلاعبه....
ثم جائته فكره....
اخذ الارنب المشرح ووضعه في السرير بدل الطفل ليتلاعب باعصاب
اخته حين ترى الارنب في غرفتها
واخذ الطفل وخرج به من الغرفه....
وماهي الا لحظات لتخرج الاخت من الحمام فتلقي نظره على مولودها
لتجد الارنب...
اعتقدت ان الذي في السرير وقد خرجت اعضاؤه...هو طفلها
ومن شدة لهفتها على طفلها...
اصيبت مباشرة بانهيار..
ثم سكته قلبيه مفاجئه..
ثم....
مـــــــــــــاتت
وسبب الوفاة .... مزحه

لا بارك الله فيها من مزحة

الله يكفينا من بعض المزح

[michou M]

يا الله
هل هي حقيقة أم خيال
شكراا جزيلا

[نجمة الأمل]

للأسف هي قصة واقعية
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[راجي الفردوس الأعلي (محمد)]

لا إله إلا الله
أي مزاح هذا !!
اللهم اهدنا واصلح بالنا واحوالنا يارب

[نجمة الأمل]

نحن الأن في هذا العصر اخي الكريم اصبحنا قاتلين لاخواننا بكلام كنا قد نتفاداه بافعال كنا ايضا قد نجتنبها لكن ياللاسف

[ماريا رحاب]

لا الاه الا الله
هذا ماشي مزاح

[راجي الفردوس الأعلي (محمد)]

نحن الأن في هذا العصر اخي الكريم اصبحنا قاتلين لاخواننا بكلام كنا قد نتفاداه بافعال كنا ايضا قد نجتنبها لكن ياللاسف
لا حول ولا قوة الا بالله العليّ العظيم
اللهم ابعدنا عن تلك الأمور بعداً تاماً نهائياً يارب
واهد جميع المسلمين يارب العالمين

[ذات النقاب]

لا إله إلا الله

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ربّي يعافينا !!

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لا إله إلا الله

* ،

ربّي يعافينا !!

[نجمة الأمل]

لا إله إلا الله

* ،

ربّي يعافينا !!
شكراااااااااا على مرورك شاعرة المستقبل

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