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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : ــ الـصَّــفَّــــارَة ..


** رشاد كريم **
01-03-2016, 08:22 AM
ــ الصَّـفَّـــارَة ..

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ــ يُريده أن يُعطيها له !
ــ ماذا تهرفين أنتِ أيضا !
ــ لا لا .. لاشيء ، ولكنه هو الذي
يريدها ..
ــ ماذا هناك ؟ تكلّمي ...
ــ إنّه يُـريد صـفّـارة الشّرطي !!
ــ صفّارة الشّرطي ؟! يافرحتي بهذا اليوم !!
... ثمّ لـوّح بعصاه :
أمامي .. أنتِ وهـو .. صَـفَّـرَ اللهُ وجْهَـيْكُـما
كما سَـوَّدتُـما وجهي
في هذا اليوم الأغـبر !!

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** رشاد كريم **
01-03-2016, 08:36 AM
تُـرى .. لـو عـرف شرطـيّ المُـرور
سبب بكاء الصـغير.. كيف سيتصرّف ؟؟
الموقف :
ــ يسبب الحرج !
ــ ويثير الإشفاق !


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