A new joke!!

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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl (http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html)closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies. lol
Please, share your jokes here.

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE (http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html).
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Everقهقهة

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE (http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html).
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Everقهقهة

haahhahahhahaha so funny really so funny thank u so much for this joke

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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what're my choices?
Wife: Yes and No!!

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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
ضـحـكضـحـكضـحـك

[kaleeeed]

بالـشـفـاء
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

Doctor: What does he call his other eye?

[samirah]

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[samirah]

that is true haha ha