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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : الطبيب والمريض


Layan Algeria
22-03-2009, 09:34 AM
الطبيب والمريض
















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المريض :

ياترى يادكتور أنا ممكن أعيش لحد ما يبقى عندي 100 سنة؟







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الطبيب :

أنت بتدخن أو بتشرب أو بتتعاطى؟




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المريض :

لأ أبداً، عمري ما دقت سيجارة أو كأس ولا حتى شديت نفس من شيشة













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الطبيب :

بتلعب قمار؟





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المريض :

لأ، ولا حتى كوتشينة ولا دومينو ولا شطرنج





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الطبيب :

بتسهر قدام التلفزيون أو الفيديو أو الدش؟





























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المريض :

ولا بأفتحهم من أساسه


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الطبيب :

ولا بتسهر على القهوة؟





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المريض :

ولا عمري عتبتها برجلي





























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الطبيب :

بترهق صحتك ونظرك بالقراءة كتير؟





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المريض :

بالعكس، أنا أطيق العمى ولا أطيقش الكتب


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الطبيب :

طيب بتقعد كتير قدام الكمبيوتر أو الأنترنت؟

































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المريض :

لا كمبيوتر، ولا أنترنت !!!









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الطبيب :

طيب بتسافر على طرق خطر أو بتسوق كتير؟





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المريض :

أنا لا عندي عربية ولا بأسافر من أصله؟




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الطبيب :

طيب بتلعب أي رياضة عنيفة أو مرهقة؟









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المريض :

ولا عمري عتبت نادي، وما لعبتش حاجة من أيام ثانوي


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الطبيب :

بتصلي؟




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المريض :


يوم الجمعة بس



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الطبيب :

بتحب ؟

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المريض :

لا بحب البنات ، ولا بيحبوني !
























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الطبيب :
أمال عايز مية سنه تهبب فيها إييييييييه

تـقــ الله ــــوى
22-03-2009, 11:44 AM
هههههههههههههههههههه هاذي احلى نكتة اسمعها اليوم مشكووووووووووووور.

ريماس الشرق
23-03-2009, 10:05 PM
هههههههههههههههههههه
شكرا على النكتة الجميلة