why do we like kids????

[بنت الجزائر19]

we like kids coz Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria.
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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile ?'
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER : What are you talking a bout ?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Glen, why do you always get so dirty ?
GLEN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE : I is..
TEACHER : No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his ?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD : A teacher

[Ibndz]

ohhh that's funny thanks

We like our kids of Algeria because when we ask them in shool, they never do replay lol

[yazi]

That's funny, thanks

[SAM1989]

I don't like kids!!!

[Unfaithful]

hahhhhahhahaaaaahaha قـهـقـهـة
they're so funny
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD : A teacher
It's true الـنـوم

[::عبد الله::]

Allah said
Beautified for men is the love of things they covet; women, children, much of gold and silver (wealth), branded beautiful horses, cattle and well-tilled land. This is the pleasure of the present world’s life; but Allâh has the excellent return (Paradise with flowing rivers) with Him
Say: "Shall I inform you of things far better than those? For Al-Muttaqûn (the pious - See V.2:2) there are Gardens (Paradise) with their Lord, underneath which rivers flow. Therein (is their) eternal (home) and Azwâjun Mutahharatun [1] (purified mates or wives). And Allâh will be pleased with them. And Allâh is All-Seer of the (His) slaves"

http://www.qurancomplex.org/Quran/Targama/Targama.asp?nSora=3&l=frn&nAya=14#3_14 (http://www.qurancomplex.org/Quran/Targama/Targama.asp?nSora=3&l=frn&nAya=14#3_14)

[hayat09]

the last one it s the bestnosweat

[sweet_chocola]

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD : A teacher


cooooooooooooooooooooollll
thanx

[المحب الأمين]

maybe i talk few english
but it s funny really
it s the clean life
thaks

[mummy]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله و بركاته
اللهم صل و سلم على حبيبك الصطفى صلى الله عليه و سلم تسليما
we do love kids because they are a part of us in addition to the fact that love of our kids is an innate feeling
we love kids in general because they are a beautiful gift from 'ALLAH'
can you imagine the world without children?
i think life would not be enjoyable because they are the symbol of innocence , hope ,future happiness in short life

[أبوصلاح الدين]

kids are like the miror.every thing is visible.
I was a teacher just for some months.now I am teaching kids something else.
with kids .sometimes you cry loudly and you get very very angry.other moments you find it very tasteful.fruitful and useful.
always.ther is a little boy within us.

[fafoucha]

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER : What are you talking a bout ?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
i like it so mutch
but i dont like the kids....sorrynosweatnosweatnosweat