منتديات الشروق أونلاين - حوار ضرّتان في الآخرة

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ﺣﻮﺍﺭ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺯﻭﺝ ﻧﺴﺎ ﻣﻴﺘﻴﻦ

ﺍﻷﻭﻟﻰ : ﺍﻧﺘﻲ ﻛﻴﻒ ﻣﺘﻲ ؟؟

ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻧﻴﺔ : ﺃﻧﺎ ﻣﺖ ﻣﺘﺠﻤﺪﺓ

ﺍﻷﻭﻟﻰ : ﺃﻭﻭﻭﻑ ﻣﺘﺠﻤﺪﺓ ؟؟

ﺑﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺗﻌﺬﺑﺘﻲ ﺑﺰﺍﺍﺍﻑ !!

ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻧﻴﺔ : ﺃﺑﺪﺍً .. ﺣﺴﻴﺖ ﺑﺸﻮﻳﺔ ﺑﺮﻭﺩﺓ ﺑﺎﻟﺒﺪﺍﻳﺔ .. ﻭﻣﺒﻌﻆ ﺷﻮﻱ ﺷﻮﻱ ﺗﺠﻤﺪﺕ ﻭ ﻣﺎ ﻋﺪﺕ ﺣﺴﻴﺖ ﺑﻮﺍﻟﻮ ...

ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻧﻴﺔ : ﻭﺍﻧﺘﻲ ﻛﻴﻒ ﻣﺘﻲ؟

ﺍﻷﻭﻟﻰ : ﻣﺖ ﺑﺴﻜﺘﺔ ﻗﻠﺒﻴﺔ

ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻧﻴﺔ : ﻭ ﻛﻴﻒ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺟﺎﺗﻚ ﺍﻟﺴﻜﺘﺔ ﺍﻟﻘﻠﺒﻴﺔ

؟؟

ﺍﻷﻭﻟﻰ : ﻛﻨﺖ ﺷﺎﻛﺔ ﺑﺮﺍﺟﻠﻲ ﻳﺨﻮﻥ ﻓﻴﺎ

، ﻣﺒﻌﺪ ﻗﻠﺘﻠﻮ ﻧﺮﻭﺡ ﻟﺪﺍﺭﻧﺎ ﻭ ﻧﺮﺟﻊ ﺍﻟﻤﻐﺮﺏ

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ﻭ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺳﺎﻋﺔ ﺩﺧﻠﺖ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻏﻔﻠﺔ ، ﻟﻘﻴﺘﻮ ﻗﺎﻋﺪ ﻣﺎ ﻋﻼﺑﺎﻟﻮ ﺑﻮﺍﻟﻮ ﻳﺘﻔﺮﺝ ﻓﺎﻟﺘﻠﻔﺰﻳﻮﻥ ﻭﺣﺪﻭ ﺩﺧﻠﺖ ﻭ ﺩﻭﺭﺕ ﻭﻓﺘﺸﺖ ﻓﺎﻟﺸﻨﺎﺑﺮ ﻛﺎﻣﻞ ﻭ ﺗﺤﺖ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ﻭ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻞ ﺑﻼﺻﺔ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﻣﺘﺨﺒﻴﺔ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﻭﻣﺎ ﻟﻘﻴﺖ ﺷﻲ ...

ﺭﺣﺖ ﻟﺸﻤﺒﺮﺗﻲ ﺗﻜﺴﻠﺖ ﻭ ﺗﻐﻄﻴﺖ ﻭﻭﻟﻴﺖ ﻧﺎﻛﻞ ﻓﻲ ﺭﻭﺣﻲ ﺇﻧﻲ ﻇﻠﻤﺘﻮ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺟﺎﺗﻨﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﻜﺘﻪ ﺍﻟﻘﻠﺒﻴﺔ

ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻧﻴﺔ : ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﻟﻮ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻟﻘﻴﺘﻲ ﻭﺣﺪﺓ ﻋﻨﺪﻭ ﺍﺣﺘﻤﺎﻝ ﺗﻜﻮﻧﻲ ﻋﺎﻳﺸﺔ ﺩﺭﻙ ؟؟؟

ﺍﻷﻭﻟﻰ : ﺑﺎﻳﻨﺔ ﺍﻛﻴﺪ

ﺍﻟﺘﺎﻧﻴﺔ : ﻳﺎ ﺭﻳﻴﻴﺘﻚ ﻓﺘﺸﺘﻲ ﻓﺎﻟﻔﺮﻳﻘﻮ

ﻟﻮﻛﺎﻥ ﺭﺍﻧﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺯﻭﺝ ﻋﺎﻳﺸﻴﻦ ﺩﺭﻙ .https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e.../1/16/26c4.png https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e.../1/16/26c4.png https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e.../1/16/26c4.png https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e.../1/16/2744.png https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e.../1/16/2744.png https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/e.../1/16/2744.png.

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