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Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, Some ——- has stolen our tent."قـهـقـهـة |
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HHHHHHHHHHHHH Poooooor men |
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Men Should Listen A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "IDIOT!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. |
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Next time he will think twice before saying a word Thank you ZANAZ |
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He should listen to her n_o thanx brother |
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN & WOMAN HAPPY??
How to make a man and woman happy ? To make a woman happy ….. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO : 44. Give her compliments regularly 45. Love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. Not stress her out 49. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * Birthdays * Anniversaries * Arrangements she makes & HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Leave him aloneclap |
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Nissma Algeria and Unfaithful, you both are most welcome.bye1
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Thanks Hatem clapclap I guess I will be learnig so much things from you |
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Take good care of yourself!! |
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A Good Wife Can Balance Your Life
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