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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
it's so funny

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thank u so much I like it

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Lovely jokes
thanks 4 them

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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelonsbusted_red.

After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says “Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”icon30

So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: “Now there are two"blehclap

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A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”

The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.”
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”

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hhhh but his the one who is gonna marry not his parents!!
funny.i had the same problem once & reallyyy i don't wanna remember any thing about it cuze it was..........
thanks for the jock dear

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة yasmine bouzidi (المشاركة 1311026)

hhhh but his the one who is gonna marry not his parents!!
funny.i had the same problem once & reallyyy i don't wanna remember any thing about it cuze it was..........
thanks for the jock dear

You are welcome:)

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Two friends came to visit Juha just as he was frying himself some quails. “This dish lacks salt,” said one friend after he had picked a bird out of the pan and tasted it. “It also lacks vinegar,” said the second friend, biting into another quail. Taking the last quail, Juha said, “What matter, since now it lacks quails!”

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Stranger on a train
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrog, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first."
The farmer thinks for a while.
" I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?"
The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to the farmer.
"I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10 seconds to get back down?"
The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist "I don't know"ضـحـك

LOL that's funny hhhhhhhhhhhhhh thnx alot

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة omniaa (المشاركة 1349856)

LOL that's funny hhhhhhhhhhhhhh thnx alot

You're welcome