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why do we like kids????
we like kids coz Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is. TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile ?' GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ? DONALD : H I J K L M N O. TEACHER : What are you talking a bout ? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ____________________________ ______________ TEACHER : Glen, why do you always get so dirty ? GLEN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE : I is.. TEACHER : No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ? HAROLD : A teacher |
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ohhh that's funny thanks
We like our kids of Algeria because when we ask them in shool, they never do replay lol |
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That's funny, thanks
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I don't like kids!!!
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hahhhhahhahaaaaahaha قـهـقـهـة they're so funny TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ? HAROLD : A teacher It's true الـنـوم |
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Allah said Beautified for men is the love of things they covet; women, children, much of gold and silver (wealth), branded beautiful horses, cattle and well-tilled land. This is the pleasure of the present world’s life; but Allâh has the excellent return (Paradise with flowing rivers) with Him Say: "Shall I inform you of things far better than those? For Al-Muttaqûn (the pious - See V.2:2) there are Gardens (Paradise) with their Lord, underneath which rivers flow. Therein (is their) eternal (home) and Azwâjun Mutahharatun [1] (purified mates or wives). And Allâh will be pleased with them. And Allâh is All-Seer of the (His) slaves" |
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the last one it s the bestnosweat
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD : A teacher cooooooooooooooooooooollll thanx |
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maybe i talk few english
but it s funny really it s the clean life thaks |
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السلام عليكم ورحمة الله و بركاته
اللهم صل و سلم على حبيبك الصطفى صلى الله عليه و سلم تسليما we do love kids because they are a part of us in addition to the fact that love of our kids is an innate feeling we love kids in general because they are a beautiful gift from 'ALLAH' can you imagine the world without children? i think life would not be enjoyable because they are the symbol of innocence , hope ,future happiness in short life |
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kids are like the miror.every thing is visible.
I was a teacher just for some months.now I am teaching kids something else. with kids .sometimes you cry loudly and you get very very angry.other moments you find it very tasteful.fruitful and useful. always.ther is a little boy within us. |
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ? DONALD : H I J K L M N O. TEACHER : What are you talking a bout ? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O. i like it so mutch but i dont like the kids....sorrynosweatnosweatnosweat |
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